Reply to: Good to see romance is alive and well

[Mich the Tester]

Bloody hell Mitch.

What a silver tongued devil you are

The ladies can't resist such charm. Just have to be careful about which ladies I charm this way.

[TestMangler]

I love this poo because it's brown. Brown like your eyes. I love this turd because it's long. Long like your legs. I love this dump, it's made me groan. Groan with pleasure like the climax with you. I love you like I love my poo, Miss Bogroll-Changer.

Bloody hell Mitch.

What a silver tongued devil you are

[Chaffinch]

Only if you're a normal person. For atw and chuffinch its probably standard behaviour.

So you've begun targeting me in random posts now trying to get attention ...... here have some you tiresome prick !

[Mich the Tester]

What was the rest of the note ?

I love this poo because it's brown. Brown like your eyes. I love this turd because it's long. Long like your legs. I love this dump, it's made me groan. Groan with pleasure like the climax with you. I love you like I love my poo, Miss Bogroll-Changer.

[Spacecadet]

Perhaps he was just sitting there fantasising that it was a little blond girl. Nothing wrong with that.

That depends how old she was in his fantasy and what the rest of the poem said!

[doodab]

you could probably work it out using words that rhyme with Roll


Goal
Dole
Hole
Foal

Charmant.

It's in french and doesn't rhyme.

[Doggy Styles]

It's a little blonde girl. Could be a lucky guess i suppose.

Perhaps he was just sitting there fantasising that it was a little blond girl. Nothing wrong with that.

[Pondlife]

Reminds me of the std graffiti back in Uni.

All the bog roll dispensers in the Eng block had the phrase "Arts Degrees - please take one" scrawled on them.


My all time fav was where someone had written "Release the kraken" about eye height when sat on the throne.

[Spacecadet]

What was the rest of the note ?

you could probably work it out using words that rhyme with Roll


Goal
Dole
Hole
Foal

[eek]

It's a little blonde girl. Could be a lucky guess i suppose.

I think I've identified the stalker. Police take him away.

[FiveTimes]

The opening line was 'to the little blonde who changes the roll' so i think we can be fairly certain it's for her.

What was the rest of the note ?

[doodab]

obviously but the person penning the poem may not know who is actually changing the rolls.

It's a little blonde girl. Could be a lucky guess i suppose.

[Spacecadet]

The rolls don't change themselves. Hang on, maybe this could be a plan B for Milan if the tape-changing ever dries up.

obviously but the person penning the poem may not know who is actually changing the rolls.

[Bunk]

Perhaps the "little blonde who changes the rolls" is a fictional character.

The rolls don't change themselves. Hang on, maybe this could be a plan B for Milan if the tape-changing ever dries up.

[Spacecadet]

Nothing, but writing them love notes on top of the bog roll dispenser in black felt tip is a bit peculiar, don't you think?

Perhaps the "little blonde who changes the rolls" is a fictional character.