Good to see romance is alive and well

[FiveTimes]

The opening line was 'to the little blonde who changes the roll' so i think we can be fairly certain it's for her.

What was the rest of the note ?

[eek]

It's a little blonde girl. Could be a lucky guess i suppose.

I think I've identified the stalker. Police take him away.

[Spacecadet]

What was the rest of the note ?

you could probably work it out using words that rhyme with Roll


Goal
Dole
Hole
Foal

[Pondlife]

Reminds me of the std graffiti back in Uni.

All the bog roll dispensers in the Eng block had the phrase "Arts Degrees - please take one" scrawled on them.


My all time fav was where someone had written "Release the kraken" about eye height when sat on the throne.

[Doggy Styles]

It's a little blonde girl. Could be a lucky guess i suppose.

Perhaps he was just sitting there fantasising that it was a little blond girl. Nothing wrong with that.

[doodab]

you could probably work it out using words that rhyme with Roll


Goal
Dole
Hole
Foal

Charmant.

It's in french and doesn't rhyme.

[Spacecadet]

Perhaps he was just sitting there fantasising that it was a little blond girl. Nothing wrong with that.

That depends how old she was in his fantasy and what the rest of the poem said!

[Mich the Tester]

What was the rest of the note ?

I love this poo because it's brown. Brown like your eyes. I love this turd because it's long. Long like your legs. I love this dump, it's made me groan. Groan with pleasure like the climax with you. I love you like I love my poo, Miss Bogroll-Changer.

[Chaffinch]

Only if you're a normal person. For atw and chuffinch its probably standard behaviour.

So you've begun targeting me in random posts now trying to get attention ...... here have some you tiresome prick !

[TestMangler]

I love this poo because it's brown. Brown like your eyes. I love this turd because it's long. Long like your legs. I love this dump, it's made me groan. Groan with pleasure like the climax with you. I love you like I love my poo, Miss Bogroll-Changer.

Bloody hell Mitch.

What a silver tongued devil you are