Reply to: I ******* hate pikeys!

[MarillionFan]

Not enough

My moon base has broadband issues?

[Ruprect]

I spend a lot of time orbitting the earth from my space station.

Not enough

[MarillionFan]

You don't live in a castle already? Call yourself a real contractor?

I spend a lot of time orbitting the earth from my space station.

[vetran]

yep.

let me see, stamp duty, personal tax. Withdrawal of benefits.

£6M would be cheap, impound their Irish homes.

[Ruprect]

THEY WANTED £6 MILLION!

Dale Farm travellers wanted £6m to move on (From Southend Standard)


I would have agreed, then had it overturned on appeal / taxed them into extinction.

Sauce for the goose?

Apparently the land is worth £120K. According to C4, it's costing the council £8M on the eviction, and £10M for the policing effort

[vetran]

THEY WANTED £6 MILLION!

Dale Farm travellers wanted £6m to move on (From Southend Standard)


I would have agreed, then had it overturned on appeal / taxed them into extinction.

Sauce for the goose?

[Ruprect]

If they're allowed to stay then I'm going to knock my house down and build a medieval castle with a moat and tell the council to feck off.

You don't live in a castle already? Call yourself a real contractor?

[Ruprect]

Only problem with evicting em is they're gunna move off somewhere else, better not be outside my gaff. Perhaps the council should build a big bloody wall all round the site so they can't get out....seems a much more preferable solution....

Perhaps build them a shower block and force them in to be cleaned?

[xoggoth]

Or maybe we should all be pikeys. Just a small caravan each, much smaller footprint than some dirty great Dim Prawn mansion.

Oh no hang on, we would need all the space we saved for new roads.

[AtW]

It's suprising that in a capitalist country where property rights are meant to be sacred this sort of tulip can go on for longer than it takes to get a few police cars to arrive - especially squatters.

[Cliphead]

Yep they can bunk down between his ears

Jealousy from an agent

[MarillionFan]

Oh

Dale Farm gypsy eviction 'is off' | The Sun |News

Last minute injunction.

[DodgyAgent]

Send them to Scotland. Cliphead has space.

Yep they can bunk down between his ears

[MarillionFan]

Only problem with evicting em is they're gunna move off somewhere else, better not be outside my gaff. Perhaps the council should build a big bloody wall all round the site so they can't get out....seems a much more preferable solution....

Send them to Scotland. Cliphead has space.

[Basil Fawlty]

Only problem with evicting em is they're gunna move off somewhere else, better not be outside my gaff. Perhaps the council should build a big bloody wall all round the site so they can't get out....seems a much more preferable solution....