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NotAllThere replied

6 September 2011, 13:36
The cloud formation was captured on July 10 and has yet to be scientifically explained.

That's because all the scientists so far approached have told the reporters to bugger off and stop wasting their time.

(Cue nonsense research stories)
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DaveB replied

6 September 2011, 12:28
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No that's Demis Roussos

Ah, I knew he looked familiar!
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TimberWolf replied

6 September 2011, 12:25
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No that's Demis Roussos

And the Virgin Mary turned out to be ectoplasm.
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Mich the Tester replied

6 September 2011, 12:18
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Would he not look more like this?

No that's Demis Roussos
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samantha replied

6 September 2011, 10:48
its just how people interpret each figure they saw..:
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DaveB replied

6 September 2011, 10:25
Would he not look more like this?
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Mich the Tester replied

6 September 2011, 10:18
And lo, the Lord did wash his divine face with clearasil and was thence no longer spotted.
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wobbegong replied

6 September 2011, 10:16
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:

What's he doing up there?

Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times

No, no, no, it's not Jesus, it's that bloody Julie Andrews, up to her old tricks again!
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d000hg replied

6 September 2011, 10:11
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Nicely irreverent. Or should that be irreverend (sorry the electron thread is to blame for that).
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TimberWolf replied

6 September 2011, 08:55
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Looks more like a windmill to me.

Nutter
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Mich the Tester replied

6 September 2011, 08:53
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:

What's he doing up there?

Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times

Looks more like a windmill to me.
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TimberWolf replied

6 September 2011, 08:53
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

A portent of the second coming?

The first coming at the very least.
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wobbegong replied

6 September 2011, 08:48
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

The Lord Our God does star jumps in mysterious ways.

Virgin Mary spotted too:

What an odd place to materialise.

A portent of the second coming?
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TimberWolf replied

6 September 2011, 08:45
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

In what way is that supposed to look like Jesus? Was he famous for doing star jumps?

The Lord Our God does star jumps in mysterious ways.

Virgin Mary spotted too:

What an odd place to materialise.
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wobbegong replied

6 September 2011, 08:26
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:

What's he doing up there?

Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times

In what way is that supposed to look like Jesus? Was he famous for doing star jumps?
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