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Previously on "Auction for ContractorUK."

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    What about his Mum?

    Boy will she be mad!
    She was annoyed at first but I calmed her down. She's having a rest now.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    True.

    But Admin raised the pot with a 16GB USB pen drive during the last hand and I reckon he's only holding a pair of twos max.
    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Quick go on your puppies and it's yours.
    OK, if it's getting serious. I see your offer of ContractorUK and double it. I raise one matchstick.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    AndyW is back?
    What about his Mum?

    Boy will she be mad!

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    True.

    But Admin raised the pot with a 16GB USB pen drive during the last hand and I reckon he's only holding a pair of twos max.
    Quick go on your puppies and it's yours.

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  • Troll
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    My vote is for anonymous posting,,, CCNet part Deux

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    This auction is invalid.

    CUK is not for sale at any price...
    True.

    But Admin raised the pot with a 16GB USB pen drive during the last hand and I reckon he's only holding a pair of twos max.

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  • AtW
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    This auction is invalid.

    CUK is not for sale at any price...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    AndyW is back?
    The cretin has always been here. He never really went away, just renamed.

    Andy Twuntybollocks Wassack.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    AndyW is back?
    Yes. Next!

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  • d000hg
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    AndyW is back?

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  • AtW
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    My prediction is that everyone in this thread was or will get banned

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It has become quite obvious over the months that Admin has lost interest in CUK and now with the unbanning of Brillobad and AndyW it's become obvious from other threads that CUK is for sale.
    Oi, numb nuts, don't try and make out you've had some kind of Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes type moment.

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I would like to start the bidding.

    I offer £1.50p a half eaten packet of biscuits and a used condom.
    A used one?



    Really?



    Didnt think you had it in you



    (is it that henious by the way, to have members unbanned who may have a different POV than some others? Where is the in that?)

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I thought you didn't pay any?
    Shhhhhhhhhh!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought it was going for a listing on the LSE?

    If not I will offer the tax I will get when BN66 is won.
    I thought you didn't pay any?

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