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Previously on "Anyone else got MIL that does their chunk in?"

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    There's nothing funny about Bernard Manning.
    What they said......

    Bernard Manning was mostly, hilarious.

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  • ChrisPackit
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    There's nothing funny about Bernard Manning.
    In my opinion, one of the funniest comedians ever to live, and like Churchy says, a very generous guy too.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    There's nothing funny about Bernard Manning.
    Not anymore, he's dead.

    In my experience he was a very funny, generous man.

    YEMD.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    There's nothing funny about Bernard Manning.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What are you whinging about?

    People are dying all the time. <pop> there goes another one, <pop>and another.

    However, not everyone feels the need to start whinging about it on an anonymous internet forum.

    Just imagine Les Dawson and Bernard Manning doing their MIL jokes.

    <Bernard Manning>My MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.</Bernard Manning>

    Not funny and not appropriate in a humourous topic about MILs.
    Last edited by Churchill; 24 August 2011, 12:00.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Where's my violin?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Where's my violin?
    It'll be where you left it. With your keys.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Thinking of my MIL is a good way to keep the wolf from the door if you know what I mean.
    My MIL could keep Lord Voldemort away from the door..............even if he was accompanied by a squadron of Spartan warriors and the Light Brigade!

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Oh, I thought MIL was "Memory Interface Layer", which was trashing a chunk of memory.

    Major communications failure there.
    Don't worry, you're in good company!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Does anyone else have a mother-in-law who stretches their patience beyond endurance?

    HTH.
    Oh, I thought MIL was "Memory Interface Layer", which was trashing a chunk of memory.

    Major communications failure there.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We don't but your new title explains a lot...



    Congrats on hitting rock bottom. A title well deserved if I ever saw one.
    YES !!!!

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  • pacharan
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    ....and there I was thinking that this was a thread about Microsoft Intermediate Language lol.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    He ain't hit the bottom yet. There is still tape changing, the bench and chutney spoon to go. I'm also sure there is at least one below chuntney spoon but people have given russell some rep and I can't remember what it is.
    Retarded sibling of AndyW

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We don't but your new title explains a lot...



    Congrats on hitting rock bottom. A title well deserved if I ever saw one.
    He ain't hit the bottom yet. There is still tape changing, the bench and chutney spoon to go. I'm also sure there is at least one below chuntney spoon but people have given russell some rep and I can't remember what it is.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Ewww. Thinking of my MIL is a good way to keep the wolf from the door if you know what I mean.
    We don't but your new title explains a lot...

    psychocandy is slower than a 486
    Congrats on hitting rock bottom. A title well deserved if I ever saw one.

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