Staying away: how to expense a hooker?

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MarillionFan replied

17 July 2011, 10:05
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

This is nothing to do with evolution, it's God punishing the sinful

That's why they should all pay! The sinful must pay!!!
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Spacecadet replied

17 July 2011, 09:56
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Who says there is no proof of evolution?

This is nothing to do with evolution, it's God punishing the sinful
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xoggoth replied

17 July 2011, 09:23
Who says there is no proof of evolution?
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PRC1964 replied

16 July 2011, 20:21
Cough

Be careful out there.
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2011, 19:52
Straight forward. Just get them to invoice you as follows.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2011, 19:30
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

On one occasion, whilst on a gig in Poland, the agent came out for a "Meet the Troops" morale-boosting visit.
Over the course of the evening we ended up at a knocking shop. He headed off upstairs with one of the pole-dancers and returned some time later and requested a receipt. As it was all in Polish anyway, he was going to put it in as "Dinner". Not sure if he ever got away with it, but I can't imagine why he wouldn't have.

A polish pole dancer, sliding on his pole and billing in Polish ?

you are aving a laff
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shaunbhoy replied

16 July 2011, 19:26
On one occasion, whilst on a gig in Poland, the agent came out for a "Meet the Troops" morale-boosting visit.
Over the course of the evening we ended up at a knocking shop. He headed off upstairs with one of the pole-dancers and returned some time later and requested a receipt. As it was all in Polish anyway, he was going to put it in as "Dinner". Not sure if he ever got away with it, but I can't imagine why he wouldn't have.
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Pondlife replied

16 July 2011, 19:23
Well, my pimp sends my clients an invoice. I then get the money from my pimp at the end of the month minus his take.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2011, 19:20
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

Seriously, I know you've done it - how do I make this a taxable expense? Take her out to dinner before? Make sure she assists in my work in some way? Make her a 0.001% shareholder in my company?

have a tug mate.

trust me
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ChimpMaster started a topic Staying away: how to expense a hooker?

16 July 2011, 19:14
Staying away: how to expense a hooker?

Seriously, I know you've done it - how do I make this a taxable expense? Take her out to dinner before? Make sure she assists in my work in some way? Make her a 0.001% shareholder in my company?
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