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Previously on "Caught Peeing in a reservoir"

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Beats me why anyone would worry about such a dilution. Except aTW obviously.
    and Prince Charles

    Prince Charles 'backed homeopathy in secret talks with ministers' | Mail Online

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  • xoggoth
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    Maybe I should let the kettle boil (for about 5-10 seconds before it decides to switch off) instead of manually switching it off just prior to boiling point
    Brief boiling does not actually destroy all germs. One of the reasons why spontaneous generation advocates could claim various "proofs" of organisms growing from "sterilised" liquid in Victorian era.

    Beats me why anyone would worry about such a dilution. Except aTW obviously.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Have you not heard of homeopathy?

    Once that cup full of pee has mixed with 8 million gallons of water it's power would be unstoppable!


    Yeah all the people in the town would be pissed due to his pee.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    So they emptied it

    Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush ? The Register

    Somewhat fussy.

    What about the fish pee that's already in it?

    Have you not heard of homeopathy?

    Once that cup full of pee has mixed with 8 million gallons of water it's power would be unstoppable!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Have you got the vid handy?
    Nope but I believe she still posts on a Contractor forum ......

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  • PAH
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    Maybe I should let the kettle boil (for about 5-10 seconds before it decides to switch off) instead of manually switching it off just prior to boiling point. Always thought tea/coffee tasted better that way, but at what health cost.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    More worrying is the buildup in hormone levels by the time it gets to the 8th consumer.
    I'm surprised a whore would still have the energy to moan after the 8th consumer.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    I am sure I recall a factoid from my schooldays that mentioned that every glass of water that a Londoner drank had already passed through the renal systems of at least 8 other people.
    One might imagine that in the 21st Century, we might still be sticking to the convention of checking it before connecting it up to your taps.
    Maybe not...........that would go a long way to explaining the water companies' profits being so colossal!!

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    When girls pee outside they have to do a sort of balancing act where if they were pissed and were trying to pee in a reservoir they would fall in.
    Obligatory female urination link (Hi MP )

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Rubbish, I know a woman who can pee her name in the snow, it's just a case of making a V shape with your fingers and applying the right pressure by the look of it

    And that was when she was drunk
    She uses her hands

    My one female mate who can pee standing up uses no hands. I have no idea where she learnt that.......

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Have you got the vid handy?
    No she'd never spank me again

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    When girls pee outside they have to do a sort of balancing act where if they were pissed and were trying to pee in a reservoir they would fall in.
    Rubbish, I know a woman who can pee her name in the snow, it's just a case of making a V shape with your fingers and applying the right pressure by the look of it

    And that was when she was drunk

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    It was you wasn't it
    When girls pee outside they have to do a sort of balancing act where if they were pissed and were trying to pee in a reservoir they would fall in.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    The reservoir I drive past quite regularly has birds swimming in it and birds tulip everywhere.
    It was you wasn't it

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  • SueEllen
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    The reservoir I drive past quite regularly has birds swimming in it and birds tulip everywhere.

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