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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I write the theme tune, sing the theme tune.
    A jack of all trades, eh?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And what's a management data modeller business analyst sort doing getting their hands dirty with UAT?
    I write the theme tune, sing the theme tune.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I feel like death warmed up today. Finished WFH early yesterday afternoon. Got a massive deployment this week and I'm doing the UAT. Thought I'd go for it today but since last night had cramps, diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)

    Anyway, still come in as otherwise I miss my deadline. Plus gotta keep invoicingggggg!

    I think I might go for a 10 minute power snooze in the loos.

    Any ideas for how to get through the day?
    And what's a management data modeller business analyst sort doing getting their hands dirty with UAT?

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  • AtW
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    This thread does not have enough

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  • TimberWolf
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    There's nothing wrong with salad as long as you wash it appropriately. That is, scrub your lettuce leaves with soapy water and leave them sitting in boiling water for 5 minutes, and then throw them away and have a nice steak instead.
    Last edited by TimberWolf; 8 June 2011, 09:37. Reason: And don't forget to wash your hands afterwards

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I feel like death warmed up today. Finished WFH early yesterday afternoon. Got a massive deployment this week and I'm doing the UAT. Thought I'd go for it today but since last night had cramps, diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)

    Anyway, still come in as otherwise I miss my deadline. Plus gotta keep invoicingggggg!

    I think I might go for a 10 minute power wink in the loos.

    Any ideas for how to get through the day?
    FTFY

    yeah might help.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Cucumber poisoning?
    Stress. He's not done any work for the past six months and all will be revealed today.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    massive deployment... diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)
    Cucumber poisoning?

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic Death

    Death

    I feel like death warmed up today. Finished WFH early yesterday afternoon. Got a massive deployment this week and I'm doing the UAT. Thought I'd go for it today but since last night had cramps, diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)

    Anyway, still come in as otherwise I miss my deadline. Plus gotta keep invoicingggggg!

    I think I might go for a 10 minute power snooze in the loos.

    Any ideas for how to get through the day?

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