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    I feel like death warmed up today. Finished WFH early yesterday afternoon. Got a massive deployment this week and I'm doing the UAT. Thought I'd go for it today but since last night had cramps, diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)

    Anyway, still come in as otherwise I miss my deadline. Plus gotta keep invoicingggggg!

    I think I might go for a 10 minute power snooze in the loos.

    Any ideas for how to get through the day?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    massive deployment... diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)
    Cucumber poisoning?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Cucumber poisoning?
      Stress. He's not done any work for the past six months and all will be revealed today.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I feel like death warmed up today. Finished WFH early yesterday afternoon. Got a massive deployment this week and I'm doing the UAT. Thought I'd go for it today but since last night had cramps, diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)

        Anyway, still come in as otherwise I miss my deadline. Plus gotta keep invoicingggggg!

        I think I might go for a 10 minute power wink in the loos.

        Any ideas for how to get through the day?
        FTFY

        yeah might help.

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          #5
          There's nothing wrong with salad as long as you wash it appropriately. That is, scrub your lettuce leaves with soapy water and leave them sitting in boiling water for 5 minutes, and then throw them away and have a nice steak instead.
          Last edited by TimberWolf; 8 June 2011, 09:37. Reason: And don't forget to wash your hands afterwards

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            #6
            This thread does not have enough

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I feel like death warmed up today. Finished WFH early yesterday afternoon. Got a massive deployment this week and I'm doing the UAT. Thought I'd go for it today but since last night had cramps, diarohhea, vomitting, sweating, headache. I did have a salad yesterday(!)

              Anyway, still come in as otherwise I miss my deadline. Plus gotta keep invoicingggggg!

              I think I might go for a 10 minute power snooze in the loos.

              Any ideas for how to get through the day?
              And what's a management data modeller business analyst sort doing getting their hands dirty with UAT?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                And what's a management data modeller business analyst sort doing getting their hands dirty with UAT?
                I write the theme tune, sing the theme tune.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I write the theme tune, sing the theme tune.
                  A jack of all trades, eh?

                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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