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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI love the film, proper turn the brain off action
Oh tulip I am starting to bond with Russell.
Your a knut Russell, I hope your knob turns green and falls off!
Ah that feels better
You won't have to do that, believe me.
Ah much better.
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Originally posted by russell View PostThought I heard that before. Might watch Con Air again for a laugh.
Oh tulip I am starting to bond with Russell.
Your a knut Russell, I hope your knob turns green and falls off!
Ah that feels better
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIgnore him for he's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
As I said just ignore him...
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYour scansion is atrocious
Seriously people, if you're trying to write verse, at least read it aloud before publishing it and see if it flows. You don't have to restrict yourself to trochees and spondees, but it shouldn't be stilted and stumbling, particularly if you attempt to cast it into a rhythmical structure. Furthermore, sticking words in that add nothing to the sense in the vague hope that they fix the scansion when they actually don't just makes it worse.Your scansion shows a lack of skill,
Your verses' structure makes me ill;
Before you rhyme, please take the time
To learn what makes a pleasingrhyme.
Nicholas Fitzsimons you can kiss my
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Postdoggerel
Seriously people, if you're trying to write verse, at least read it aloud before publishing it and see if it flows. You don't have to restrict yourself to trochees and spondees, but it shouldn't be stilted and stumbling, particularly if you attempt to cast it into a rhythmical structure. Furthermore, sticking words in that add nothing to the sense in the vague hope that they fix the scansion when they actually don't just makes it worse.
Your scansion shows a lack of skill,
Your verses' structure makes me ill;
Before you rhyme, please take the time
To learn what makes a pleasing rhyme.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIgnore him for he's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
As I said just ignore him...
WIS.
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Originally posted by russell View PostYou have a lot of hate in you, maybe you should see a counsellor or psychologist?
As I said just ignore him...
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThere's a shock, it was a sub 24hr flounce rather than a graceful retirement having at least achieved suitable reputation.
CUK forum addition is a recognised IT person condition!
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There's a shock, it was a sub 24hr flounce rather than a graceful retirement having at least achieved suitable reputation.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs you wish.
Happy now?
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