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Previously on "Would you work on/for a porn or adult dating site?"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I, er, just don't have the space.
    Maybe a special small-tongued dog?

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  • fullyautomatix
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    I would say look closely at the small print in the contract, they might have sneaked in a clause that payment could be made in the form of blowjobs.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Can't you borrow one? Loads of my friends have dogs.
    I, er, just don't have the space.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I have nothing to bring to the dog sex debate I'm afraid.
    Can't you borrow one? Loads of my friends have dogs.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I couldn't care less, as long as they were paying me. I'm working in the insurance industry currently, so it can't be any worse than that.

    I have nothing to bring to the dog sex debate I'm afraid.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Got the T shirt. but it was strictly legal stuff.

    As AM said why not? We are all quite happy to work for large corporations and pension providers that will help themselves to little old ladies pensions. Some even do defence stuff blowing people up.


    where's the poll?
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I would work for all of them as long as I didn't have to look at the pictures.


    And none of the defence work I've done has involved doing stuff for products that blow people up.
    You're right; I don't like looking at pictures of old ladies and large boring corporate offices either.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Got the T shirt. but it was strictly legal stuff.

    As AM said why not? We are all quite happy to work for large corporations and pension providers that will help themselves to little old ladies pensions. Some even do defence stuff blowing people up.


    where's the poll?
    I would work for all of them as long as I didn't have to look at the pictures.


    And none of the defence work I've done has involved doing stuff for products that blow people up.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Got the T shirt. but it was strictly legal stuff.

    As AM said why not? We are all quite happy to work for large corporations and pension providers that will help themselves to little old ladies pensions. Some even do defence stuff blowing people up.


    where's the poll?
    Good point.

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  • vetran
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    Got the T shirt. but it was strictly legal stuff.

    As AM said why not? We are all quite happy to work for large corporations and pension providers that will help themselves to little old ladies pensions. Some even do defence stuff blowing people up.


    where's the poll?

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post

    I shall have to ask my Belgian friend about this.
    Fido or Tiddles?

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  • doodab
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    It appears you are correct.

    Belgium gives dog sex thumbs-up | Metro.co.uk

    I shall have to ask my Belgian friend about this.

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  • dang65
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    PS The film of Animal Farm was spoiled by that happy ending where they all went back years later. From what I recall the book ended with them looking from pig to man and back again and not being able to tell the difference.
    I read the book Animal Farm to my kids a couple of years ago. After that ending, there was a short pause and then one of them said, "So is there an Animal Farm II?"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ewwwwww - who tagged this thread "meaty cock burgers"

    It made you look though!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ewwwwww - who tagged this thread "meaty cock burgers"



    ?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Have a mate
    Liar.

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