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He watched "Bend it like Beckham" once. Even then he lost interest when it wasn't the type of film he was hoping for.
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It's ok with contacts cos the snot comes out of your tear duct, not near the actual lense. With glasses it's a bit more minging cos the snot ends up on the glasses.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwow.
thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before
this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.
I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

I have a valve missing in one of my tear ducts, thats how the Dr explained it to me. Because all the tubes are connected, instead of it all coming out of my nose, it comes out of my eye tooOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostSince it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, how the **** does this work?
Women!
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Thats why Americans kill so many of their own soldiers.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post18/20. I call that accurate.
Hey Hank, is that the right target ?
Yeah Joel, I'm 18/20 sure it is........
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18/20. I call that accurate.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou are such an angry old man. It must be your blood pressure or something.
And no, the stuff you wrote was bollocks. I'm not ginger and i don't like the Premiership.
Anyway, wtf do you know about 'soccer' anyway ?
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You are such an angry old man. It must be your blood pressure or something.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?
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And no, the stuff you wrote was bollocks. I'm not ginger and i don't like the Premiership.
Anyway, wtf do you septics know about 'soccer' ?Last edited by TestMangler; 25 May 2011, 22:19.
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Since it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, how the **** does this work?
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shut it. fattyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?
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Bring a tear to a glass eye?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwow.
thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before
this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.
I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

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wow.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCount yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye
I think I blew too hard.
thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before
this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.
I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?
Just asking like?
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Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDon't all American asses wobble anyway cause you're all fat ****ers ?
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Don't all American asses wobble anyway cause you're all fat ****ers ?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs if I would create a Scottish sockpuppet! The very thought makes my American ass wobble.
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As if I would create a Scottish sockpuppet! The very thought makes my American ass wobble.Originally posted by Incognito View PostIs that you MF you big chunk of lard?
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