Atchooooooooooooooooo

[Incognito]

You have to ask yourself, was it worth creating a thread about having a sneeze?

Is that you MF you big chunk of lard?

[MarillionFan]

Is that you MF you big chunk of lard?

As if I would create a Scottish sockpuppet! The very thought makes my American ass wobble.

[TestMangler]

As if I would create a Scottish sockpuppet! The very thought makes my American ass wobble.

Don't all American asses wobble anyway cause you're all fat ****ers ?

[MarillionFan]

Don't all American asses wobble anyway cause you're all fat ****ers ?

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

[Cliphead]

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

[EternalOptimist]

Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

I think I blew too hard.

wow.

thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before

this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.

I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

[Cliphead]

wow.

thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before

this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.

I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

Bring a tear to a glass eye?

[EternalOptimist]

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

shut it. fatty

[DimPrawn]

Since it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, how the **** does this work?

Women!

[TestMangler]

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

You are such an angry old man. It must be your blood pressure or something.

And no, the stuff you wrote was bollocks. I'm not ginger and i don't like the Premiership.

Anyway, wtf do you septics know about 'soccer' ?