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[MarillionFan]

You are such an angry old man. It must be your blood pressure or something.

And no, the stuff you wrote was bollocks. I'm not ginger and i don't like the Premiership.

Anyway, wtf do you know about 'soccer' anyway ?

18/20. I call that accurate.

[TestMangler]

18/20. I call that accurate.

Thats why Americans kill so many of their own soldiers.

Hey Hank, is that the right target ?

Yeah Joel, I'm 18/20 sure it is........

[cailin maith]

wow.

thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before

this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.

I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

It's ok with contacts cos the snot comes out of your tear duct, not near the actual lense. With glasses it's a bit more minging cos the snot ends up on the glasses.

Since it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, how the **** does this work?

Women!

I have a valve missing in one of my tear ducts, thats how the Dr explained it to me. Because all the tubes are connected, instead of it all coming out of my nose, it comes out of my eye too

[Old Greg]

Thats why Americans kill so many of their own soldiers.

Hey Hank, is that the right target ?

Yeah Joel, I'm 18/20 sure it is........

Hank did always have a blunderbuss in the Three Bears (Beano).

[TestMangler]

The Real MF ?

[d000hg]

Anyway, wtf do you septics know about 'soccer' ?

He watched "Bend it like Beckham" once. Even then he lost interest when it wasn't the type of film he was hoping for.