Reply to: Atchooooooooooooooooo

[d000hg]

Anyway, wtf do you septics know about 'soccer' ?

He watched "Bend it like Beckham" once. Even then he lost interest when it wasn't the type of film he was hoping for.

[TestMangler]

The Real MF ?

[Old Greg]

Thats why Americans kill so many of their own soldiers.

Hey Hank, is that the right target ?

Yeah Joel, I'm 18/20 sure it is........

Hank did always have a blunderbuss in the Three Bears (Beano).

[cailin maith]

wow.

thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before

this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.

I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

It's ok with contacts cos the snot comes out of your tear duct, not near the actual lense. With glasses it's a bit more minging cos the snot ends up on the glasses.

Since it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, how the **** does this work?

Women!

I have a valve missing in one of my tear ducts, thats how the Dr explained it to me. Because all the tubes are connected, instead of it all coming out of my nose, it comes out of my eye too

[TestMangler]

18/20. I call that accurate.

Thats why Americans kill so many of their own soldiers.

Hey Hank, is that the right target ?

Yeah Joel, I'm 18/20 sure it is........

[MarillionFan]

You are such an angry old man. It must be your blood pressure or something.

And no, the stuff you wrote was bollocks. I'm not ginger and i don't like the Premiership.

Anyway, wtf do you know about 'soccer' anyway ?

18/20. I call that accurate.

[TestMangler]

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

You are such an angry old man. It must be your blood pressure or something.

And no, the stuff you wrote was bollocks. I'm not ginger and i don't like the Premiership.

Anyway, wtf do you septics know about 'soccer' ?

[DimPrawn]

Since it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, how the **** does this work?

Women!

[EternalOptimist]

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

shut it. fatty

[Cliphead]

wow.

thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before

this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.

I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

Bring a tear to a glass eye?

[EternalOptimist]

Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

I think I blew too hard.

wow.

thats impressive that is. I never heard of that before

this opens up a whole New branch of science CM.

I wonder what would happen if you did a sneeze/eye/snotter whilst you were wearing contact leneses ?

[Cliphead]

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

[MarillionFan]

Don't all American asses wobble anyway cause you're all fat ****ers ?

Is it true that all Scotsman are alcoholic, deep fat fried Mars Bars eating, sheep *******, ginger haired, freckled sun burned skinning, no North Sea oil owning, desperate for their own government but too scared to do it Premiership wishing they were in, skirt wearing, low IQ testing, highest heart disease dying, loud mouthed chip eating, bucky drinking twats in the Northern Hemisphere?

Just asking like?

[TestMangler]

As if I would create a Scottish sockpuppet! The very thought makes my American ass wobble.

Don't all American asses wobble anyway cause you're all fat ****ers ?

[MarillionFan]

Is that you MF you big chunk of lard?

As if I would create a Scottish sockpuppet! The very thought makes my American ass wobble.