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Previously on "You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home"

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I love going to Ikea to see the pikeys have a day out - you know bring the kids and Grandma as a treat you can have a hot dog and some meatballs.

    FFS its a furniture store.....
    Anyone done the 20 meatball offering, think it's stepped as 10, 15 or 20 from memory. I did it once and I finished it. Felt sick though...

    Birstall Ikea, 2007, there's a plaque up.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    You've never been to Ikea have you, think Barad-dûr and you're halfway.

    Last time I was in there I could hear 'We gotta get out of this place' by the Animals over the tinny sound system, I don't know if it was coincidence or they were trying to be funny?

    I love going to Ikea to see the pikeys have a day out - you know bring the kids and Grandma as a treat you can have a hot dog and some meatballs.

    FFS its a furniture store.....

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    'You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home from work tonight.'

    The words that strike terror into my heart and make my blood run cold. An icy hand clutches at my chest and my vision starts to dim as I lose peripheral vision and my bowels turn to water. The hooves of the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder in my ears and I understand what its like to know spine tingling raw fear



    I hate going to that blooming Tescos




    You've never been to Ikea have you, think Barad-dûr and you're halfway.

    Last time I was in there I could hear 'We gotta get out of this place' by the Animals over the tinny sound system, I don't know if it was coincidence or they were trying to be funny?

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  • d000hg
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    Hate shopping in supermarkets for proper things, but nipping in for beer or other treats seems different somehow

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  • xoggoth
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    Yeh. I suffer a sort of supermarket fatigue syndrome, the moment I enter one I feel all lethargic and sleepy. Now you mention it it doesn't seem half so bad since the missus started dragging us to Sainsburies instead of Tesco.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yer. and while you're out, pick me up some beer and spam




    SPAM?

    Oh, yes!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yer. and while you're out, pick me up some beer and spam




    Give me your email address, I'll send it over. :-)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You really should get a job. Here , it'll do you good to get out.
    yer. and while you're out, pick me up some beer and spam




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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dont do this again.
    You really should get a job. Here , it'll do you good to get out.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Dont do this again.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    And?
    Get her to cycle to the local Tesco metro. Don't forget to hide the dark patches.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    she's still in her pyjamas
    And?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    She's got legs, send the missus!
    she's still in her pyjamas

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    'You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home from work tonight.'

    The words that strike terror into my heart and make my blood run cold. An icy hand clutches at my chest and my vision starts to dim as I lose peripheral vision and my bowels turn to water. The hooves of the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder in my ears and I understand what its like to know spine tingling raw fear



    I hate going to that blooming Tescos




    She's got legs, send the missus!

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  • You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home

    'You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home from work tonight.'

    The words that strike terror into my heart and make my blood run cold. An icy hand clutches at my chest and my vision starts to dim as I lose peripheral vision and my bowels turn to water. The hooves of the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder in my ears and I understand what its like to know spine tingling raw fear



    I hate going to that blooming Tescos




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