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Churchill replied

31 May 2011, 07:37
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Pedant?

Is that something to do with feet?
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MaryPoppins replied

30 May 2011, 19:06
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Practically Perfect <insert suitable word beginning with p here>

Pedant?
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NotAllThere replied

30 May 2011, 10:07
Practically Perfect <insert suitable word beginning with p here>
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alreadypacked replied

30 May 2011, 08:08
So MP have you picked a title yet?
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MaryPoppins replied

28 May 2011, 22:12
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Yep I thought so too. Considering the amount of blokes here who've got their tongues up her arse.

Jealousy doesn't become you, dogbreath.
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Churchill replied

25 May 2011, 09:51
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

That's a good one.

Yep I thought so too. Considering the amount of blokes here who've got their tongues up her arse.
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Sysman replied

25 May 2011, 09:47
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Lustee

That's a good one.
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SimonMac replied

25 May 2011, 09:36
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is Mrs MF having night terrors again?

No her sedatives are wearing off before MF can dope her up again to prevent her from leaving
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d000hg replied

25 May 2011, 06:45
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Could me worse. Could keep waking you up each night and then keeping you up screaming, knowing that you struggle to sleep anyway and doing so means that you'll be up for another few hours and then knackered in the morning.

That lasts for years yet!!!

Is Mrs MF having night terrors again?
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Old Greg replied

25 May 2011, 05:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Could me worse. Could keep waking you up each night and then keeping you up screaming, knowing that you struggle to sleep anyway and doing so means that you'll be up for another few hours and then knackered in the morning.

That lasts for years yet!!!

Is this about your coke habit?
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MarillionFan replied

25 May 2011, 00:33
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Yep, he will be two next moth. Doesn't seem five minutes since I was posting about his birth from my hospital bed

Could me worse. Could keep waking you up each night and then keeping you up screaming, knowing that you struggle to sleep anyway and doing so means that you'll be up for another few hours and then knackered in the morning.

That lasts for years yet!!!
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NickFitz replied

25 May 2011, 00:23
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Yep, he will be two next moth. Doesn't seem five minutes since I was posting about his birth from my hospital bed

Bad news: it was five minutes; you've got two now
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MaryPoppins replied

24 May 2011, 22:08
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Which bit was incorrect?

MP is it you who has a baby, maybe even a toddler by now?

Yep, he will be two next moth. Doesn't seem five minutes since I was posting about his birth from my hospital bed
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d000hg replied

24 May 2011, 15:13
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Goer has a present tense feel about it. A retired goer is a goner.

Does that mean a retired Boer is a Boner?
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Old Greg replied

24 May 2011, 15:12
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

You can have a sprog with out being a "goer" (just unlucky)

Goer has a present tense feel about it. A retired goer is a goner.
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