I love SAP...

[mudskipper]

ATG is worth a look too. Pretty much meets all your criteria.

[milanbenes]

fer feck's sake

we have an unwritten rule here on .net

jaysus

Milan.

[NotAllThere]

Marketing - SAP meets all your business needs
Reality - NAT makes a huge amount of money every year filling the gaps.

kerching.

[DaveB]

...because I'm a tester, and a contractor. Simple, cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software is of no business interest to me whatsoever. The only software I like is the stuff that's wildly expensive, clumsy, completely opaque for users, full to the brim with bugs, requires huge amounts of DB tuning, hardware expense and performance testing and is preferably poorly documented and generally tulipe. That's what puts food on the plates at Tester Manor, fills the wine cellars and fuels the contractormobile. Please tell all your friends and clientcos to buy SAP.

Forget SAP, it's a vision of lovelyness compared to JDEdwards

[Mich the Tester]

Hmmm

Does your day rate determine how good you are or does how good you are determine your day rate?

Day rate determines how good the wine is in the evenings.

[Spacecadet]

Rate rise too as for some reason PM thinks he needs 'specialist SAP testers'.

Hmmm

Does your day rate determine how good you are or does how good you are determine your day rate?

[MrMark]

...because I'm a tester, and a contractor. Simple, cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software is of no business interest to me whatsoever. The only software I like is the stuff that's wildly expensive, clumsy, completely opaque for users, full to the brim with bugs, requires huge amounts of DB tuning, hardware expense and performance testing and is preferably poorly documented and generally tulipe. That's what puts food on the plates at Tester Manor, fills the wine cellars and fuels the contractormobile. Please tell all your friends and clientcos to buy SAP.

Trouble is, my clients have tended to prefer cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software. How can we rid them of this terrible curse?

[Mich the Tester]

Sap

Verb

* S: (v) run down, exhaust, play out, sap, tire (deplete) "exhaust one's savings"; "We quickly played out our strength"

Are you and your fellow sapheads depleting the clients savings?

I'm loving it. I started here on GIS project which went absurdly well for a while but now along with other contractors I'm being shifted over to a big SAP project, officially part-time, but nothing in SAP ever happens part-time. Rate rise too as for some reason PM thinks he needs 'specialist SAP testers'.


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[Pondlife]

I <3 SAP.


It makes me feel all gooey in my tummy.

Got to dash. Need to get my invoice off the printer before the permies see it.

[TimberWolf]

Sap

Verb

* S: (v) run down, exhaust, play out, sap, tire (deplete) "exhaust one's savings"; "We quickly played out our strength"

Are you and your fellow sapheads depleting the clients savings?

[TimberWolf]

Sap

Noun

S: (n) fool, sap, saphead, muggins, tomfool (a person who lacks good judgment)
WordNet Search - 3.0

Are you working with sapheads?

[Spacecadet]

POTD

[Mich the Tester]

...because I'm a tester, and a contractor. Simple, cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software is of no business interest to me whatsoever. The only software I like is the stuff that's wildly expensive, clumsy, completely opaque for users, full to the brim with bugs, requires huge amounts of DB tuning, hardware expense and performance testing and is preferably poorly documented and generally tulipe. That's what puts food on the plates at Tester Manor, fills the wine cellars and fuels the contractormobile. Please tell all your friends and clientcos to buy SAP.