Reply to: Question for parents on the panel

[OwlHoot]

I've been to a couple of CUK dos. Incognito, of course.

Oh that was you was it?

I hope you kept that tenner Suity gave you outside, to go away, and didn't blow it on booze or crack!

[Incognito]

Mmm interesting, I met him the other night, was that you?

Nope, that was me. Sas is a ****, I'm still aiming to achieve that status.

[shaunbhoy]

We have a nanny share whereby the nanny comes to the house to look after our son (1.5 years) and brings her 2 children with her.
The thinking was that he would learn to socialise with other children and be happy in his home environment rather than being dumped in a nursery.
However I have noticed one of the nanny's children who is 2 and a bit and therefore bigger is very physical with him.
This morning she tried to lift him by the throat from behind obviously strangling him. I've seen her throw him to the ground witha kind of rugby tackle and bang his head on the wall.

Now I don't want to mollycoddle the boy but I think this is going too far. Its partly because I think 3 toddlers is too much for the nanny to look after.

What do the other parents think?

Why did you have kids for someone else to bring up for you?
As you are such a highflyer (), surely you can afford to "bring home the bacon" yourself without needing your poor wife to prop up your fiscal regime?

[Old Greg]

Good work.

[Pondlife]

WTF!!

I've just had to completely revise my opinion on internet censorship.

Churchies question still stands. WTF were you googling for?

I'm almost tempted to put it as my facebook pic.

[MaryPoppins]

Well if you've got it, flaunt it!

(Btw, I'm strawberry blonde!)

Duh! Of course I meant you!

[DimPrawn]

What the **** did you type in to Google to find that? Christ on a bike, you're strange.

Eh?

I was on my HDD with my other family photos.

[gingerjedi]

So the freakish thing about that picture is the ginger element?

[Churchill]

What the **** did you type in to Google to find that? Christ on a bike, you're strange.

[MaryPoppins]

No.

[Churchill]

I don't mind a bit of racial horseplay actually.

The ginger element just added to the general unpleasant angry look of this baby.

I trot out the ginger jokes with the best of them, but I will admit I find a lot of gingers sexy for some reason.

Well if you've got it, flaunt it!

(Btw, I'm strawberry blonde!)

[DimPrawn]

I don't mind a bit of racial horseplay actually.

The ginger element just added to the general unpleasant angry look of this baby.

I trot out the ginger jokes with the best of them, but I will admit I find a lot of gingers sexy for some reason.

[russell]

Back on subject.

Why don't you get an Au Pair Sas?

Preferably Blonde. Swedish. Youngish. 18/19 maybe 20. Petite. 5'2 - 5'4', small supple feet, fair, soft skin, large firm.

gahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Back in a mo.

would be more appropriate smilie surely?

[MaryPoppins]

What has 'ginger' got to do with it?

I see casual discrimination is still socialy acceptable as long as its not racist or sexist.

I don't mind a bit of racial horseplay actually.

The ginger element just added to the general unpleasant angry look of this baby.

I trot out the ginger jokes with the best of them, but I will admit I find a lot of gingers sexy for some reason.

[Old Greg]

Back on subject.

Why don't you get an Au Pair Sas?

Preferably Bland. Weedy. Waspish. 18/19 maybe 20 stone. Petty. 52 - 54, small stubby feet.

Looking for another contract, MF?