Reply to: Orgasm records.

[suityou01]

I wonder what constitutes the end of one and the beginning of the next.

Sip of water?
Wipe over with a damp rag?
Scchhmok and a pancake?

[EternalOptimist]

Surely it's better to have just one orgasm that lasts an hour.

thats called 'having a gasman sh@g'

you stay in all day, but nobody comes

[NotAllThere]

Surely it's better to have just one orgasm that lasts an hour.

[d000hg]

Is that what you assumed when you decided to drag me into one of your little armchair warrior sessions?

You're a gutless piece of crap.

I hope you typed that standing up.

[mudskipper]

The female record is 134 orgasms in an hour

I wonder what constitutes the end of one and the beginning of the next.

[darmstadt]

Tempo Taschentuch

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova. you're a no-josep
it's a labour of love ******* yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh [x10]
you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady,
who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
johnny want ****ie always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will amaze.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.

[DimPrawn]

Oi, Caitlin, give Churchy an organism and cheer the miserable sod up.

TIA

[MarillionFan]

Is that what you assumed when you decided to drag me into one of your little armchair warrior sessions?

You're a gutless piece of crap.

For a definition of hypocrisy look in a mirror Churchill.

Frankly your recent aggresive posts to me and other posters are showing a
deep down insecurity. Take a holiday. Placing you on Ignore.

[Churchill]

You want to have a word with Admin. Looks
like your ignore filter is broken.

Is that what you assumed when you decided to drag me into one of your little armchair warrior sessions?

You're a gutless piece of crap.

[MarillionFan]

Ok so the iPhone is the cause of your illiteracy, which gadget are you blaming for making you appear a ****?

You want to have a word with Admin. Looks
like your ignore filter is broken.

[EternalOptimist]

i think Pogle had it right.

he just sucks the life out of things.

[Churchill]

Removed. ******* iPhone keeps making me look like I can't spell!!!

Ok so the iPhone is the cause of your illiteracy, which gadget are you blaming for making you appear a ****?

[MarillionFan]

I did date a nympho once, and she could do it just by you looking at it
(ok, you had to get close and say hellllllooooooo with yer tongue sticking out, but anyways..)

joking aside, it was more like a medical ailment than anything sexy
it made me realise what it must be like to be a female being hit on all the time, not a turn on at all

Removed. ******* iPhone keeps making me look like I can't spell!!!

[EternalOptimist]

I did date a nympho once, and she could do it just by you looking at it
(ok, you had to get close and say hellllllooooooo with yer tongue sticking out, but anyways..)

joking aside, it was more like a medical ailment than anything sexy
it made me realise what it must be like to be a female being hit on all the time, not a turn on at all

[DimPrawn]

The thought of having to shout "Call Norris McWhirter, quick!" at the moment of orgasm would surely put one off one's stroke?

That and the fact he's been dead 25 years.