Orgasm records.

[zeitghost]

So, why haven't we had a thread about orgasm records.

Apparently the male record is 16 orgasms in an hour.

The female record is 134 orgasms in an hour


As mentioned in yesterday's edition of that esteemed paper of record, The Metro.

[d000hg]

134, or maybe she was just feeling sympathetic.

[thunderlizard]

So, why haven't we had a thread about orgasm records?

I've been busy.

[Pondlife]

Back in 3 and a bit.

Nah, sod it, I'm not doing all that walking back and fro 17 times.

See you in an hour.

[TheFaQQer]

The male record works out at an ejaculation every 3 and a bit minutes.



Or should that be

No it doesn't - it works out at an orgasm every 3 and a bit minutes. Orgasm != ejaculation

[DimPrawn]

ing furiously.

If you want to be the best,
If you want to beat the rest,
Dedications what you need.

That and a large box of tissues.

[TheFaQQer]

ing furiously.

If you want to be the best,
If you want to beat the rest,
Dedications what you need.

That and a large box of tissues.

The thought of having to shout "Call Norris McWhirter, quick!" at the moment of orgasm would surely put one off one's stroke?

[DimPrawn]

The thought of having to shout "Call Norris McWhirter, quick!" at the moment of orgasm would surely put one off one's stroke?

That and the fact he's been dead 25 years.

[EternalOptimist]

I did date a nympho once, and she could do it just by you looking at it
(ok, you had to get close and say hellllllooooooo with yer tongue sticking out, but anyways..)

joking aside, it was more like a medical ailment than anything sexy
it made me realise what it must be like to be a female being hit on all the time, not a turn on at all

[MarillionFan]

I did date a nympho once, and she could do it just by you looking at it
(ok, you had to get close and say hellllllooooooo with yer tongue sticking out, but anyways..)

joking aside, it was more like a medical ailment than anything sexy
it made me realise what it must be like to be a female being hit on all the time, not a turn on at all

Removed. ******* iPhone keeps making me look like I can't spell!!!