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Previously on "Cake Dilemma"

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  • Scrag Meister
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    You can take a contractor to cake, and not usually a problem making them eat it.

    "Samosa frenzy"

    Savoury over sweet everytime.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Is that samosa be funny?
    My word.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    men can eat samosas, but only if they spread crumbs down their front and on the floor and say 'are there any HOT ones there?'


    Is that samosa be funny?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    But what do we do when a Bob has a b'day and it's Samosa-frenzy?

    I get two or three and they're not the small Morrisons ones...

    Cholesterol-tastic!
    men can eat samosas, but only if they spread crumbs down their front and on the floor and say 'are there any HOT ones there?'


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  • stek
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    But what do we do when a Bob has a b'day and it's Samosa-frenzy?

    I get two or three and they're not the small Morrisons ones...

    Cholesterol-tastic!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Raw steak I assume? With our bear hands?

    (grrrrr)
    no.

    bare

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    real men eat steak. only women and gaylords eat cake





    Raw steak I assume? With our bear hands?

    (grrrrr)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    real men eat steak. only women and gaylords eat cake





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  • Mich the Tester
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    This cake must be curling up at the edges by now.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    A little blunt, but accurate and to the point.
    I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with blunt to describe Churchill at the moment

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Fetch cake bitch-boy!
    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    A little blunt, but accurate and to the point.
    I prefer the term "forthright"

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Fetch cake bitch-boy!
    A little blunt, but accurate and to the point.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Wouldn't work, I am the junior contractor in the office
    Fetch cake bitch-boy!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by UncleTalon View Post
    Or ... delegate the foraging to a junior contractor to bring it back to your desk
    Wouldn't work, I am the junior contractor in the office

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  • UncleTalon
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    Or ... delegate the foraging to a junior contractor to bring it back to your desk

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