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I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with blunt to describe Churchill at the momentOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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This cake must be curling up at the edges by now.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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real men eat steak. only women and gaylords eat cake
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Raw steak I assume? With our bear hands?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postreal men eat steak. only women and gaylords eat cake

(grrrrr)Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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But what do we do when a Bob has a b'day and it's Samosa-frenzy?
I get two or three and they're not the small Morrisons ones...
Cholesterol-tastic!Comment
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men can eat samosas, but only if they spread crumbs down their front and on the floor and say 'are there any HOT ones there?'Originally posted by stek View PostBut what do we do when a Bob has a b'day and it's Samosa-frenzy?
I get two or three and they're not the small Morrisons ones...
Cholesterol-tastic!
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Is that samosa be funny?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmen can eat samosas, but only if they spread crumbs down their front and on the floor and say 'are there any HOT ones there?'

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My word.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIs that samosa be funny?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You can take a contractor to cake, and not usually a problem making them eat it.
"Samosa frenzy"
Savoury over sweet everytime.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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