Reply to: My Preferred form of Torture

[MaryPoppins]

Just offering some pointers for the enthusiastic amateur

I've taken notes Dave, and will PM you for further details.

[DaveB]

you have waaaaay too much time on your hands Mr B, either that or you've been benched too long

Just offering some pointers for the enthusiastic amateur

[norrahe]

All very well in theory but in practice it's just not practical.

For a start you've got to get them up and hold them there while you nail them in place. This either requires an accomplice, which is undesirable, or suitable equipment, which is impractical.

Even if you do manage to get them suitably attached there are going to be problems. For starters the nails are probably just going to pull straight through under the weight of the subject leaving you with a body on the floor and nails in the ceiling.

Assuming you do manage to get them to stay up, if you nail them up facing the ceiling it makes further acts of violence problematic as you are largely restricted to the back in terms of what you can work on and they sag awkwardly as well. A blood eagle is not really going to work in these circumstances. If you nail them up face down, so to speak, you run the risk of suffocation before you can inflict any more damage yourself. The weight of the torso on the arms pulls against the chest muscles making it extremely difficult for your guest to breath in much the same way as cruicifiction. This is fine of course if this is the intended result and you simply want them up there for effect when found.

If nailing really is your thing then an inclined surface is best. It allows easy access for further work and shows off the results to full effect.

you have waaaaay too much time on your hands Mr B, either that or you've been benched too long

[DaveB]

You're obviously a namby-pampy bleeding heart wishy washy liberal.

I'd nail them to the ceiling.

All very well in theory but in practice it's just not practical.

For a start you've got to get them up and hold them there while you nail them in place. This either requires an accomplice, which is undesirable, or suitable equipment, which is impractical.

Even if you do manage to get them suitably attached there are going to be problems. For starters the nails are probably just going to pull straight through under the weight of the subject leaving you with a body on the floor and nails in the ceiling.

Assuming you do manage to get them to stay up, if you nail them up facing the ceiling it makes further acts of violence problematic as you are largely restricted to the back in terms of what you can work on and they sag awkwardly as well. A blood eagle is not really going to work in these circumstances. If you nail them up face down, so to speak, you run the risk of suffocation before you can inflict any more damage yourself. The weight of the torso on the arms pulls against the chest muscles making it extremely difficult for your guest to breath in much the same way as cruicifiction. This is fine of course if this is the intended result and you simply want them up there for effect when found.

If nailing really is your thing then an inclined surface is best. It allows easy access for further work and shows off the results to full effect.

[PAH]

I'd saved the nails and use a meat grinder, as implemented in this instructional video circa 1980:

The Exterminator

I think that's what they call pet mince.

[NotAllThere]

...I think my preferred torture method would be to take them to a deserted warehouse, and nail them to the upstairs floor using 10 inch railway spikes. Then walk away and leave them.

You're obviously a namby-pampy bleeding heart wishy washy liberal.

I'd nail them to the ceiling.

[MarillionFan]

MF?

Yeah sorry about that. I put it on a hot wash and it's shrunk.

Maybe DS1 could put it on an action man! :-)

[MaryPoppins]

Who's wearing the gimp suit this week?

MF?

[DimPrawn]

I'm free darling.

Can you organise the windowless room and nail the table to the floor?

Who's wearing the gimp suit this week?

[DaveB]

Flayed alive and dipped in alchohol.

Repeat step two until you get bored, then set them alight. Fire extinguisher optional.

[MaryPoppins]

That's my preferred form of torture too!

What are you doing this Friday?

I'm free darling.

Can you organise the windowless room and nail the table to the floor?

[amcdonald]

I'd put them in a locked room with a naked Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo and a box of sex toys and make them beg for death

[Old Greg]

You mean you want to extraordinarily render them and then use enhanced interrogation techniques?

Gina ford

[Mich the Tester]

You mean you want to extraordinarily render them and then use enhanced interrogation techniques?

[DimPrawn]

I think I've posted before about my preferred form of torture, which includes razorwire, bumholes & flames

That's my preferred form of torture too!

What are you doing this Friday?