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ChimpMaster replied

11 March 2011, 08:53
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Actually I did piss in my 1st girlfriend once, she told me it wasn't possible so I ignored the urge and whoosh

Well I did warn her lol

It's not easy to do that while you've got a stiffy. Well done.
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amcdonald replied

10 March 2011, 23:35
Actually I did piss in my 1st girlfriend once, she told me it wasn't possible so I ignored the urge and whoosh

Well I did warn her lol
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AtW replied

10 March 2011, 23:23
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

He was playing hard to get. One minute he was by the fence near safety, the next running around the field with his pants down again.

What an ass.
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vetran replied

10 March 2011, 23:08
oops re read it.

Salvia - what the hell is that?

who doesn't close their eyes when she is in Rodeo mode? Fantastic!

Last edited by vetran; 10 March 2011, 23:23.
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amcdonald replied

10 March 2011, 16:03
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Not a sexy one, but an offshoot from Dim's video. Young lion plays with Telegraph journalist.

Poor journalist, he only wanted to cross train into Accountancy via lion taming

Last edited by amcdonald; 10 March 2011, 16:06.
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TimberWolf replied

10 March 2011, 15:59
Not a sexy one, but an offshoot from Dim's video. Young lion plays with Telegraph journalist.
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doodab replied

10 March 2011, 15:50
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I don't really like to talk about it.

That donkey looks like it would do you some serious damage if it had it's filthy way with you.
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TimberWolf replied

10 March 2011, 15:48
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I don't really like to talk about it.

He was playing hard to get. One minute he was by the fence near safety, the next running around the field with his pants down again.

What an ass.
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DimPrawn replied

10 March 2011, 15:38
I don't really like to talk about it.
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2BIT replied

10 March 2011, 15:28
Originally posted by doodab View Post

She was quite a shy geeky sort of girl.

sounds like you dodged a bullet there
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FiveTimes replied

10 March 2011, 15:18
Was she wearing one of those breath play thingies ?
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doodab replied

10 March 2011, 15:17
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

I do remember bumping into this girl I sort of knew in the bar at uni, we sat there and got hammered and one thing led to another, we went back to her room, and just as I was about to bury my head between her legs the 8-9 pints of cheap lager I had ingested decided it was time to leave.

She was very nice about it. I really should have called her like I promised when I left in the morning but I was so excruciatingly embarrassed I didn't dare.
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MaryPoppins replied

10 March 2011, 15:17
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

I suspected this wouldn't be a clean story, but I did giggle when I skimmed the post and caught 'lady-poo'

I know a very, very rough girl who once shat the bed of a bloke she'd pulled that night. She only realised the next morning when he'd got out of bed. She got out of the bed, put her clothes back on, and made the bed, tucking it all in and smoothing it over.

No - it wasn't me!
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MaryPoppins replied

10 March 2011, 15:14
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I don't really remember, something along the lines of "what's that?"

Obviously made her a bit embarrassed because she said sorry and climbed off. She was quite a shy geeky sort of girl.

Oh no, poor girl! I'm cringing for her.
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SueEllen replied

10 March 2011, 15:13
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

So that's what you got up to in your younger days.

(And I know blokes who would have done this.)
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