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    #31
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

    16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

    when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest



    I do remember bumping into this girl I sort of knew in the bar at uni, we sat there and got hammered and one thing led to another, we went back to her room, and just as I was about to bury my head between her legs the 8-9 pints of cheap lager I had ingested decided it was time to leave.

    She was very nice about it. I really should have called her like I promised when I left in the morning but I was so excruciatingly embarrassed I didn't dare.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #32
      Was she wearing one of those breath play thingies ?

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        #33
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        She was quite a shy geeky sort of girl.
        sounds like you dodged a bullet there
        sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

        there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

        everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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          #34
          I don't really like to talk about it.


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            #35
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            I don't really like to talk about it.
            He was playing hard to get. One minute he was by the fence near safety, the next running around the field with his pants down again.

            What an ass.

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              #36
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I don't really like to talk about it.
              That donkey looks like it would do you some serious damage if it had it's filthy way with you.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                Not a sexy one, but an offshoot from Dim's video. Young lion plays with Telegraph journalist.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Not a sexy one, but an offshoot from Dim's video. Young lion plays with Telegraph journalist.
                  Poor journalist, he only wanted to cross train into Accountancy via lion taming
                  Last edited by amcdonald; 10 March 2011, 16:06.
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #39
                    oops re read it.

                    Salvia - what the hell is that?

                    who doesn't close their eyes when she is in Rodeo mode? Fantastic!
                    Last edited by vetran; 10 March 2011, 23:23.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      He was playing hard to get. One minute he was by the fence near safety, the next running around the field with his pants down again.

                      What an ass.

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