Reply to: Bloody Lesbians!

[EternalOptimist]

Given the nature of that procedure, couldn't it be more appropriately named 'etulipiotomy'?

Yes, Gibbon, I know, it's Latin. Innit.

my first missus , gawd rest her soul, had one of those whilst I was in attendance. They used scissors and it sounded like a tailor cutting cloth

Of course, I didnt make any friends amongst the nursing staff when I asked the surgeon if he could 'put a few extra stitches in'

[Mich the Tester]

There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

Makes me glad I'm a bloke.

Given the nature of that procedure, couldn't it be more appropriately named 'etulipiotomy'?

Yes, Gibbon, I know, it's Latin. Innit.

[MaryPoppins]

There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

Makes me glad I'm a bloke.

There's always that risk, full stop. Lots of women who have had children love to compare tales of ripped gooches.

[doodab]

I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.

There is always the risk of an episiotomy if you go past the point at which a caesarian is viable.

Makes me glad I'm a bloke.

[MaryPoppins]

That's why pushing is better apparently.....

Though all that ripping.........

I would have preferred the other method, believe me. I didn't have much choice in the matter.

[SueEllen]

Things? The mind boggles!

What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.

That's why pushing is better apparently.....

Though all that ripping.........

[Mich the Tester]

I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a Brazilian

Do you think she's fuzzy about nationality?

[northernladuk]

Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.

This cucoldry business doesn't actually technically involve you putting more than one thing in anyway.... so I am told.

[MaryPoppins]

Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out




Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.

Things? The mind boggles!

What small scar I have left is very low down, and horizontal. They like to slash your stomach muscles to crap you see.

[amcdonald]

Nothing to worry about as long as you're not a Brazilian electrician.

I bet the girl in the photo hasn't had a Brazilian

[Mich the Tester]

Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out

Each to his own. I only put one thing in a lady at a time. I'm not into this cuckoldry business.

[Platypus]

I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

Ah that shows what I know about the subject. Mind you my expertise is in putting things into a lady, rather than taking things out

That link is NSFW!

Ooops, yes I forgot to mention that.

[Mich the Tester]

I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

That link is NSFW!

Could be quite convenient if they install a zip for future births.

[MaryPoppins]

Isn't that a caesarian scar?

She could check out this product: my-pinkdaisy.com

I bloody hope not - they'd struggle to get the baby out with a vertical opening.

That link is NSFW!

[Mich the Tester]

Armed response unit, they drive what looks like beat up builders vans. I've seen them near London

Nothing to worry about as long as you're not a Brazilian electrician.