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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's not much fun having the opposite problem either.
I spend half my life terrified of doing a fart in case I sh1t myself
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It's not much fun having the opposite problem either.
I spend half my life terrified of doing a fart in case I sh1t myself
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
At least you can smell them. I even try and leave the bathroom.
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostBut if you eat roughage for a few weeks they just clear up.
Just need to change your diet, eat lots of fruit.
...oh and don't push so hard, drink plenty of water let it "ferment" for a while, or take some constipation tablets.Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostPlenty of Senokot tablets and some Preparation H will do the trick for them Nobby Stiles ...
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The end of my nob is sore after a weekend of indefatigable ing.
Any advice from you experts here?
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Originally posted by doodab View PostAfter a weekend of fairly heavy drinking the roids are playing up this morning.
Has anyone had "band ligation"? How much does it hurt? If it's less than the current sensation of tulipting broken bottles I might actually go to the doctors.
11% Trappist ale followed by frites and Samurai mayo... I guess it barely touched the sides.
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Plenty of Senokot tablets and some Preparation H will do the trick for them Nobby Stiles ...
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But if you eat roughage for a few weeks they just clear up.
Just need to change your diet, eat lots of fruit.
...oh and don't push so hard, drink plenty of water let it "ferment" for a while, or take some constipation tablets.Last edited by BlasterBates; 9 March 2011, 15:30.
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