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Previously on "Question for Xoggoth"

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Oh ok.
    Xog, try Epicurus. Makes sense and you'd like it. Simple pleasure and no fear of death. Cathartic.

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  • xoggoth
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    Oh ok.

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  • d000hg
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    This is probably the lamest thread ever

    Code:
    function secularReligionFilter(Religion)
    {
      return search("news","extremist",Religion).sortBy("mostCrazy")[0];
    }
    Can we give up?

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  • xoggoth
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    x = getBibleReference(n);
    if (x==someOtherHistoricalReference(n))
    {
    echo "<p>Truth of entire bible is proven</p>";
    }

    function getBibleReference(n)
    {
    return someOtherHistoricalReference(n);
    }

    function someOtherHistoricalReference(n)
    {
    return true;
    }

    Your turn d000000000000000000000000000000000000000gh!

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:

    if (x!=y)
    {
    x = y;
    printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
    }
    Code:
    x = calculateValueAccordingToScience();
    return x + fudgeFactorToMakeItWork;

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  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.
    Really? Not ASM?

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  • xoggoth
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    It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.

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  • d000hg
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    printf? How '80s.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.

    It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:

    if (x!=y)
    {
    x = y;
    printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
    }
    No doubt d000hg will be along shortly to oblige. As long as he still finds the thrust of this thread boring enough for him to pass his traditional extraneous comment.

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  • xoggoth
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    Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.

    It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:

    if (x!=y)
    {
    x = y;
    printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
    }

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I can see the confusion:

    Socialists are mostly thick, annoying cocks and tory voters are often self absorbed , me me me, ers.
    Ah I see. You must be a socialist then.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Am very confused by this
    We'll add it to the ever-burgeoning list.
    Politics...........It can nestle snugly between Playdoh and Pythagoras!!

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  • xoggoth
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    You're a Tory? I get very confused who's who on here, as in real life.

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  • amcdonald
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    If you like Cameron you're a lefty, simples!

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  • DimPrawn
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    I can see the confusion:

    Socialists are mostly thick, annoying cocks and tory voters are often self absorbed , me me me, ers.

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