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Previously on "Yes, but it really is dull on here..."

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  • mudskipper
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    You opened your mouth? You're pushing it mate. Don't push me.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    2 - keep your mouth shut, or you get a face full of spit
    Sorry do you mean if you keep your mouth closed - you still get a face full of spit (just not a mouthful of someone elses?)

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am taking the tribe out to the wind tunnel near the trafford centre on Sunday.

    43 quids for two one minute 'flights'. it should be a grand day out though, we always seem to have a good laugh

    if there is a brown out around about tea time, that'l be the big fan trying to blow me through the roof into the mersey



    I did that at Milton Keynes. Great fun, although a killer for dodgy backs.

    2 tips:

    1 - keep your mouth shut, or you get a photo with your cheeks wobbling all over the place
    2 - keep your mouth shut, or you get a face full of spit

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    That's when the childish, no-life, scaredy-cat bedwetters peer cautiously out of their holes and pretend they're 'ard grown ups login because none of the heavyweights fat tulipheads are around to irritate them with this sort of tosh.
    ftfy

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    I notice it seems to happen more in the evenings.
    That's when the childish, no-life, scaredy-cat bedwetters peer cautiously out of their holes and pretend they're 'ard because none of the heavyweights are around.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by singhr View Post
    I am having to resort to something called 'work' to keep awake today.
    It's just cos you're tired. You'll feel better tomorrow.

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  • Jog On
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    By tomorrow morning this thread will probably be 12+ pages of "pwning"

    I notice it seems to happen more in the evenings.

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  • singhr
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    Pretty dull on PCG at the moment too. I am having to resort to something called 'work' to keep awake today.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    General is like visiting the zoo, Mich your thread is the equivalent of throwing a banana into the monkey-cage.
    And this thread is just a cheap copy of SasGuru's.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'd quite like Mitch to get his out.
    Are you trying to provoke me to come around to your office, lift you above my head, carry you to the window and throw you out of it at great speed?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    ...especially seeing as almost every thread is hijacked by the same bunch of people who take delight in 'pwning' (sic) each other.
    General is like visiting the zoo, Mich your thread is the equivalent of throwing a banana into the monkey-cage.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    get yer tits out!
    I'd quite like Mitch to get his out.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Shut it, you wine quaffing imbecile
    get yer tits out!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ladies first!
    Shut it, you wine quaffing imbecile

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  • xoggoth
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    Yeh, but threads are usually dead before the usual suspect slatings starts. The State multiculturalism thread had already drifted onto the British monarchy before the antisemitic arguments began.

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