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Previously on "Is Oral Sex Safe? (BBC3 at 21:00 this evening)."

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    So is this gob rot just a threat to rug munchers, or do knob gobblers get it too?
    Are you thinking of switching allegiance to avoid it?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    So is this gob rot just a threat to rug munchers, or do knob gobblers get it too?
    Everyone can get it. It's the greatest threat to the human race since the last one. Now I think about it, there was a certain Brasseye element to last night's programme.

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  • RichardCranium
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    So is this gob rot just a threat to rug munchers, or do knob gobblers get it too?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Why not. Fancy a kebab?
    badly packed

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  • Jog On
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    Film star Michael Douglas, who was diagnosed with throat cancer last year, says his tumour is gone and he is beating the disease.

    In an interview with NBC morning show Today, Douglas said: "I feel good, relieved. The tumour is gone."

    He added: "I think the odds are, with the tumour gone and what I know about this particular type of cancer, that I've got it beat."
    BBC News - Michael Douglas says tumour is gone

    I think if anyone could get cancer from oral sex it makes sense that it be Michael Douglas. And now it's gone apparently

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  • xoggoth
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    Never mind that. Is working in IT safe?

    Express.co.uk - Home of the Daily and Sunday Express | UK News :: 4 hours a day on a computer doubles heart disease risk

    Maybe we should all change our profession and become rent boys, we might last longer. The pay is better too and no IR35. Although being bummed for a living would seem a rather personal service.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 11 January 2011, 11:12.

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  • Bunk
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    The programme seemed to be an advert for the £400 vaccine for men. And Jaime Winstone is a rubbish presenter.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Well there's turn up for the book.

    Watched the suitably doom laden programme last evening & this morning I have a throat that feels like I've been swallowing brillo pads.

    Should be dead by the end of the week.
    I thought he'd been a bit quiet of late.


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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's not the girlies that get it, it's the boys.

    Ratio of 5 guys to 1 woman in the oropharangeal cancer stakes.

    Which are increasing rather over the last 10 years.

    Bill Clinton and Monica, apparently, are to blame.
    I blame the use of Dyoxins in female hygene products...

    And no, I didn't watch the program.

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  • xoggoth
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    Bah. Why do I never get the chance to catch any fatal diseases?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I've got a massive double helping of man-jizz if anyone is hungry



    damn - I just cant get the hang of this bj humour
    Oh, I say. Come, come.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I've got a massive double helping of man-jizz if anyone is hungry
    Who gave you the other helping?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I've got a massive double helping of man-jizz if anyone is hungry



    damn - I just cant get the hang of this bj humour




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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    With tomato sauce or yogurt?
    There's an unfinished tuna taco with mayo going begging, if you want something for seconds.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Why not. Fancy a kebab?
    With tomato sauce or yogurt?

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