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Previously on "Is he a good dad, or is he a bad dad ?"

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  • MayContainNuts
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    I met a chap who was inside for the same thing. In his case his daughter was 16 and the guy was 44. He was only 35 and saw it as rape. The authorities didn't want anything to with it and hence he stabbed him in the crotch. He was serving six years for that.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Bad dad, and attempted murder seems an appropriate charge - castration victims often bleed to death.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Bad dad. Poor lass probably couldn't get a lad her own age, because they all had her dad marked down as the bollock-slicing type even if he hadn't even made good on his promises before.

    Still, at this rate he's unlikely to pass his genes on to a 3rd generation.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    tis a small piccie, of a squirrel. with nuts
    You can't fool me that easily

    (I don't like the look of that wink)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Blast - I'm at cliento, but sorely tempted to click.

    Can someone give a hint what that link is about?
    tis a small piccie, of a squirrel. with nuts

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    Latest news

    the guy was German, but was born in Russia

    mmm, i can see a link developing

    NSFW

    Blast - I'm at cliento, but sorely tempted to click.

    Can someone give a hint what that link is about?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Latest news

    the guy was German, but was born in Russia

    mmm, i can see a link developing


    NSFW


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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post

    Excellent, but he shouldn't be charged with murder. ..
    If he'd tried that in 18th century Britain he'd have been topped, by the Coventry Act

    By this statute it is enacted, that if any person shall, of malice aforethought, and by laying in wait, unlawfully cut or disable the tongue, put out an eye, slit the nose, cut off the nose or lip, or cut off or disable any limb, or member of any other person, with intent to maim or disfigure him, such person, his counsellors, aiders and abettors, shall be guilty of felony, without benefit of clergy.
    Sadly it was repealed in the 1820s.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    This blokes 17 year old daughter was seeing a 57 year old man. He went round with a bread knife and cut his nuts off



    thats gotta sting
    Despicable. Going round to smack him is one thing (I don't approve, but can sympathise) but this is just sick. Getting a group of mates and forcing the guy to strip?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Also double standards. If that was your boy, you'd be 'you dirty old scroat, can your dad have a go!'

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    It doesn't actually say anywhere in that story that the daughter was in fact having a relationship with the bloke. All it says it that the father "heard" she was, and later that he claimed to have received an anonymous phone call saying so. For him to take matters into his own hands (as it were) on that basis suggests a lack of understanding of the concept of evidence at the very least.
    good point. I suppose that puts him in the bad dad category, for not trusting his daughter and paying too much heed to anonymous tittle tattle.

    I know that I for one will be investing in a 'false sack' this christmas. That way, if I ever do cop with a seventeen year old German bird, and her dad and his henchmen can come around, they can saw my 'falsies' off with a blunt bread knife and hey presto, when they leave, my real nuts can drop back down again




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  • NickFitz
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    It doesn't actually say anywhere in that story that the daughter was in fact having a relationship with the bloke. All it says it that the father "heard" she was, and later that he claimed to have received an anonymous phone call saying so. For him to take matters into his own hands (as it were) on that basis suggests a lack of understanding of the concept of evidence at the very least.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Surely teaching daddy a lesson would involve going around there with some mates and taking his nuts off
    Nah. She would just drop another b0llock if she did that.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Perhaps you have a point though. The girl will probably never speak to her father again, and will continue to see this man. Might teach daddy a lesson.
    Surely teaching daddy a lesson would involve going around there with some mates and taking his nuts off

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    So is the relationship off?


    Perhaps you have a point though. The girl will probably never speak to her father again, and will continue to see this man. Might teach daddy a lesson.

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