Reply to: Disguising ContractorUK

[shaunbhoy]

i'm so thick, is d000hg MF? i never realised

Think of them as the opposing ends of two short planks. After that it all fits seamlessly into place.

HTH

[d000hg]

Could be worse. One of the permies could look across and catch you looking at a FREE PORN!!!!!! site.

I missed the unedited version, was it a link or a photo?

I was 75% tempted to send a PM with a giant image of something horrible but:

a)I didn't want to get banned
b)Don't know if you can put images in PMs and too lazy to find out

[d000hg]

I'm about as good as trolling as you are at making friends and influencing people.

Obviously an abject fail on both counts.

I still want an answer... I am happy to trade insults but it seemed you were asking a serious question and I answered in kind.

I see now, it was a trick to get us to lower our guard

[MarillionFan]

I don't think he really meant it. It's just that, although he's a work-shy twat, he can't actually think of anything to do with the time he steals from his clients, so he wastes it trolling on the Internet.

The real shame is that, after all these years, he's not yet any good at trolling

I'm about as good as trolling as you are at making friends and influencing people.

Obviously an abject fail on both counts.

[suityou01]

In a followup to yesterdays discussion on smileys.

Is there anyway I can disguise CUK? I am in a very visible location and the ContractorUK banner, html with the words 'Contractor', 'IR35,' or 'Jobs' stand out so people walking past can see I am not on a 'work' site.

Suggestions welcome.

Tipex out the offending areas of your screen.

[Boudica]

I don't think he really meant it. It's just that, although he's a work-shy twat, he can't actually think of anything to do with the time he steals from his clients, so he wastes it trolling on the Internet.

The real shame is that, after all these years, he's not yet any good at trolling

i'm so thick, is d000hg MF? i never realised

[Alf W]

Could be worse. One of the permies could look across and catch you looking at a FREE PORN!!!!!! site.

[NickFitz]

What's your problem with that particular post? Bit OTT when someone actually takes time to offer genuine help rather than calling you a work-shy twat. Which is what you are.

I don't think he really meant it. It's just that, although he's a work-shy twat, he can't actually think of anything to do with the time he steals from his clients, so he wastes it trolling on the Internet.

The real shame is that, after all these years, he's not yet any good at trolling

[PRC1964]

View the RSS feed. No smileys or avatars to worry about.

Oh, and there's no Reply button either, so it's win win all around.

[DimPrawn]

What's your problem with that particular post? Bit OTT when someone actually takes time to offer genuine help rather than calling you a work-shy twat. Which is what you are.

WHS.

Why MF ends up canned on every contract after a few weeks I'll never know.

[d000hg]

Admin. Is there also anyway you can provide me with a button to press on a post, that scans the log files, gets the posters IP Address and then sends a massive ******* electrical shock through their keyboard???

What's your problem with that particular post? Bit OTT when someone actually takes time to offer genuine help rather than calling you a work-shy twat. Which is what you are.

[NickFitz]

You could try doing some work when you're on your client's time and equipment

But seriously folks... as admin says above, there's no inbuilt setting in the forum software for hiding smilies - still, why would you want to hide such cheery entities

If you really, truly need parts of the site and specific words to be hidden ( you specify "'Contractor', 'IR35,' or 'Jobs'" - see my first paragraph, ingrate) then I suggest you propose the amount of hard cash (sterling) you would be willing to put up, either to give to CUK to pay me to sort out your exclusive requirements, or to give to me to provide you with your very own CUK proxy (hosted abroad) that makes CUK look like an homage to Mother Theresa in her Princess Di outfit. I've already got most of the technology sorted out for the purpose of spidering for testpleasedelete.com, but it would be amusing if you were the first paying customer

Otherwise, get back to work. They didn't hire you to dick about on here all day

[MrMark]

Admin. Is there also anyway you can provide me with a button to press on a post, that scans the log files, gets the posters IP Address and then sends a massive ******* electrical shock through their keyboard???

It's not going to happen, but that would be quite an App.

[Cliphead]

I'd still like to figure out why 'Mark this forum read' works in all sections except General and Accounting / Legal

That's on three PC's all with latest version of FF.

[MarillionFan]

What browser?

Internet explorer. Actually I could use a custom CSS couldn't I!