Disguising ContractorUK

**DimPrawn** · 29 September 2010, 08:41

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

In a followup to yesterdays discussion on smileys.

Is there anyway I can disguise CUK? I am in a very visible location and the ContractorUK banner, html with the words 'Contractor', 'IR35,' or 'Jobs' stand out so people walking past can see I am not on a 'work' site.

Is there anyway I can pass CUK pass through another site that will replace certain keywords and banners with others, such as 'Very Complex Data Warehousing UK' and 'Improve your clients business' etc

Suggestions welcome.

Ask NickFitz to make the site look like this:

Or alternatively, do some ******* work!

No wonder clients are hiring Indians. At least they work!

**MarillionFan** · 29 September 2010, 08:45

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Ask NickFitz to make the site look like this:

Or alternatively, do some ******* work!

No wonder clients are hiring Indians. At least they work!

I am disguising all kinds of website.

**administrator** · 29 September 2010, 08:50

Sorry MF, meant to respond to your smilie post but ran out of time yesterday. Had a few checks and can't see a way of hiding smilies. No suggestions at the minute I am afraid but will chat to Nick about this shortly to see what could be done.

**FiveTimes** · 29 September 2010, 08:53

Originally posted by administrator View Post

Sorry MF, meant to respond to your smilie post but ran out of time yesterday. Had a few checks and can't see a way of hiding smilies. No suggestions at the minute I am afraid but will chat to Nick about this shortly to see what could be done.

Admin - there was a post about disabling smilies. Use Ad Blocker Plus and you can select to disable all smilies on CUK.

Seems to work well

**d000hg** · 29 September 2010, 08:58

I would suggest looking at GreaseMonkey (FF, though Chrome supports GM scripts as a browser feature IIRC) if you want to make you own custom CUK. Smilies are just images though so you can block them easily enough... but CSS tweaking is more powerful.

What browser?

**MarillionFan** · 29 September 2010, 09:00

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I would suggest looking at GreaseMonkey if you want to make you own custom CUK.

Admin. Is there also anyway you can provide me with a button to press on a post, that scans the log files, gets the posters IP Address and then sends a massive ******* electrical shock through their keyboard???

**MarillionFan** · 29 September 2010, 09:01

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

What browser?

Internet explorer. Actually I could use a custom CSS couldn't I!

**Cliphead** · 29 September 2010, 09:06

I'd still like to figure out why 'Mark this forum read' works in all sections except General and Accounting / Legal

That's on three PC's all with latest version of FF.

**MrMark** · 29 September 2010, 09:06

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Admin. Is there also anyway you can provide me with a button to press on a post, that scans the log files, gets the posters IP Address and then sends a massive ******* electrical shock through their keyboard???

It's not going to happen, but that would be quite an App.

Disguising ContractorUK