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Previously on "Whats the point of the Light Relief forum? No-one ever goes there ......"

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  • minestrone
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    Why dont they make the thread TPD again and call the TPD 1 thread the TPD archive, then every thousand posts the TPD can be merged into the archive?

    You get the thread name back and the knowledge that you are increasing the first thread post count again.

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  • d000hg
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    Probably, but I imagine it asks you if you're sure. Actually in newer windows dos isn't dos so maybe not. Try it and see...

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You could save us all some time, if you could type your post and then instead of clicking "submit", press CTRL+A, DEL. Or preferably, CTRL+F4.
    Does Format C: still work from the command line?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Brillopad - 50000 posts. Say no more!
    Not forgetting he owned the counting thread for a period so inflating his count though.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    TPD II is a mere shadow thereof.
    Brillopad - 50000 posts. Say no more!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Firstly: threads like that aren't "cool" - they're rubbish, and deserve to be thrown on the rubbish dump. I haven't actually viewed or even noticed the thread, but as you have claimed ownership thereof, I assume it's rubbish

    Secondly: would the mods please stop throwing rubbish into Light Relief rather than leaving it in the obvious rubbish dump that is General

    Thirdly: if admin wants a place where the mods can throw rubbish from General without it polluting Light Relief, I can suggest something that comes free, gratis, and for nuffink
    TPD. Say no more.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I hang around in LR. Although we could do with a bit more quality in there.
    One-a-day is suffering from a sad lack of posting. I don't say that because I followed it but because it kept some of the wittiest posters on here.
    There are some cracking jokes in LR.

    LR will rise again. We just need to replace those 'departed' with newer posters having some wit. Oh.
    You really are very deluded.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by ItsQuickerAntiClockwise View Post
    Im tired of my cool threads like 'Karen Brady .... would ya?' going effectively into the rubbish dump.
    Firstly: threads like that aren't "cool" - they're rubbish, and deserve to be thrown on the rubbish dump. I haven't actually viewed or even noticed the thread, but as you have claimed ownership thereof, I assume it's rubbish

    Secondly: would the mods please stop throwing rubbish into Light Relief rather than leaving it in the obvious rubbish dump that is General

    Thirdly: if admin wants a place where the mods can throw rubbish from General without it polluting Light Relief, I can suggest something that comes free, gratis, and for nuffink

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by ItsQuickerAntiClockwise View Post
    I know a joke involving something black that slides down Nelsons column and involves Winnie Mandela. Is that appropriate to put in there?
    1) Is it funny?

    2) Is it less than 20 years old?

    3) Is it unlikely to cause Admin any grief?

    If (honestly) yes to at least two of the above, give it a try. What's the worst that could happen?

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  • ItsQuickerAntiClockwise
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    WHS

    Point hopefully taken.

    Anyway - I like LR. Please put more jokes there, it's my favourite thread.
    I know a joke involving something black that slides down Nelsons column and involves Winnie Mandela. Is that appropriate to put in there?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Don't post rubbish threads then.
    WHS

    Point hopefully taken.

    Anyway - I like LR. Please put more jokes there, it's my favourite thread.

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  • Zippy
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    I hang around in LR. Although we could do with a bit more quality in there.
    One-a-day is suffering from a sad lack of posting. I don't say that because I followed it but because it kept some of the wittiest posters on here.
    There are some cracking jokes in LR.

    LR will rise again. We just need to replace those 'departed' with newer posters having some wit. Oh.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by ItsQuickerAntiClockwise View Post
    Im tired of my cool threads like 'Karen Brady .... would ya?' going effectively into the rubbish dump.
    You could save us all some time, if you could type your post and then instead of clicking "submit", press CTRL+A, DEL. Or preferably, CTRL+F4.

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  • singhr
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    I disagree. If I'm bored of cutting and pasting I sometimes trawl through the jokes thread - there are some classics in there.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by ItsQuickerAntiClockwise View Post
    Im tired of my cool threads like 'Karen Brady .... would ya?' going effectively into the rubbish dump.
    Don't post rubbish threads then.

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