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SupremeSpod replied

14 September 2010, 07:38
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced beheaded survived

Henry, is that you?
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MarillionFan replied

14 September 2010, 07:20
Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced beheaded survived
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Paddy replied

14 September 2010, 06:18
I am no longer infected
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northernladuk replied

13 September 2010, 22:36
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm married with kids

Thats more like a pulling line in Barnsley
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Moscow Mule replied

13 September 2010, 21:29
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Mine's like this perfect example of Polystictus versicolor:

See a doctor.
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MarillionFan replied

13 September 2010, 21:10
I'm married with kids
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Paddy replied

13 September 2010, 21:09
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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MaryPoppins replied

13 September 2010, 18:03
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

14) I play the guitar.
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shaunbhoy replied

13 September 2010, 17:43
You don't sweat much for a fat lass!
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Zippy replied

13 September 2010, 16:43
I don't know what my mates were talking about - you're only a five pinter.
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MarillionFan replied

13 September 2010, 16:06
'What's your username on CUK?'
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northernladuk replied

13 September 2010, 15:57
Fancy a hot lunch?
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Xenophon replied

13 September 2010, 15:52
My balls hang considerably lower than they used to.
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Xenophon replied

13 September 2010, 15:43
Hmmm, looks like I'm "going ugly", early.
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sasguru replied

13 September 2010, 15:42
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

Could you tell me if this handkerchief smells of chloroform?

Sausage surprise!!
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