Things not to say on a first date

**Xenophon** · 13 September 2010, 15:37

I'm into:

..but I'm not gay.

Honest.

**sasguru** · 13 September 2010, 15:42

Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

Could you tell me if this handkerchief smells of chloroform?

Sausage surprise!!

**Xenophon** · 13 September 2010, 15:43

Hmmm, looks like I'm "going ugly", early.

**Xenophon** · 13 September 2010, 15:52

My balls hang considerably lower than they used to.

**northernladuk** · 13 September 2010, 15:57

Fancy a hot lunch?

**MarillionFan** · 13 September 2010, 16:06

'What's your username on CUK?'

**Zippy** · 13 September 2010, 16:43

I don't know what my mates were talking about - you're only a five pinter.

**shaunbhoy** · 13 September 2010, 17:43

You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

**MaryPoppins** · 13 September 2010, 18:03

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

14) I play the guitar.

**Paddy** · 13 September 2010, 21:09

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

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