Things not to say on a first date

**hyperD** · 13 September 2010, 15:14

17) "Hey, did I tell you, I've got my pilot's licence?"

**wobbegong** · 13 September 2010, 15:15

I like to flounce off from time to time, but it's OK, I'll come back.

**Xenophon** · 13 September 2010, 15:20

My penis looks like a button mushroom.

**suityou01** · 13 September 2010, 15:22

My button mushroom looks like a penis.

**oracleslave** · 13 September 2010, 15:24

I feel much better since my rash eased up and stopped oozing that white pus.

**thunderlizard** · 13 September 2010, 15:24

I like your lush dark hair and mischievous brown eyes. Yes, you are just as The Prophecy foretold.

**hyperD** · 13 September 2010, 15:27

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

My penis looks like a button mushroom.

Mine's like this perfect example of Polystictus versicolor:

**suityou01** · 13 September 2010, 15:28

Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Mine's like this perfect example of Polystictus versicolor:

Avatar anyone?

**DimPrawn** · 13 September 2010, 15:31

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Avatar anyone?

Good plan

**Sausage Surprise** · 13 September 2010, 15:35

Could you tell me if this handkerchief smells of chloroform?

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