What a dweeb!

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northernladuk replied

1 September 2010, 12:20
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

In related news: "A California wildfire was sparked when a golfer trying to hit a ball out of the rough struck his club against a rock, fire officials have said."

Which jarred his hands and while swearing and jumping about his fag fell out of his mouth and caused the fire?
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NickFitz replied

1 September 2010, 11:26
In related news: "A California wildfire was sparked when a golfer trying to hit a ball out of the rough struck his club against a rock, fire officials have said."
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SupremeSpod replied

1 September 2010, 11:23
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Why is this man not subject to a hate campaign on Facebook for killing a nice little spider?

It's not on video.

There's no proof the spider is dead.

They couldn't find the body...
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xoggoth replied

1 September 2010, 10:08
Why is this man not subject to a hate campaign on Facebook for killing a nice little spider?
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MaryPoppins replied

1 September 2010, 10:06
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

What a load of bollocks. The explosion was so bad it blew him in to the hallway and opened the loft door? From an aerosol?? It doesn't even say what type of it was. I doubt you could get that effect even if he emptied and entire can of butane or something like that in the room.

Sounds like a wind up to me.

I don't think it is.

My friend injured herself quite badly, doing a similar thing.

Her car door locks were frozen one morning, so she sprayed some de-icer or something on them - when they still wouldn't work, she got her lighter out.
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northernladuk replied

1 September 2010, 10:04
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Why don't you try it?

No spiders at my house. Ratzilla's eaten em all.
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doodab replied

1 September 2010, 09:55
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

What a load of bollocks. The explosion was so bad it blew him in to the hallway and opened the loft door? From an aerosol?? It doesn't even say what type of it was. I doubt you could get that effect even if he emptied and entire can of butane or something like that in the room.

Sounds like a wind up to me.

Why don't you try it?
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northernladuk replied

1 September 2010, 09:39
What a load of bollocks. The explosion was so bad it blew him in to the hallway and opened the loft door? From an aerosol?? It doesn't even say what type of it was. I doubt you could get that effect even if he emptied and entire can of butane or something like that in the room.

Sounds like a wind up to me.
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mudskipper replied

1 September 2010, 09:20
A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."
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1 September 2010, 08:54
What a dweeb!

Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider - Telegraph
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