I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday

[Clippy]

Even duller than the first time you posted about this.

[alreadypacked]

So I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again.'

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'

I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said: 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf.' 'I'm not gambling,' I said. 'The steaks are too high.' IGMC

Wrong thread

[TimberWolf]

So I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again.'

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'

I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said: 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf.' 'I'm not gambling,' I said. 'The steaks are too high.' IGMC

[sasguru]

I was accompanying a friend for support who did not want to go alone. Would not have gone there of my own accord.

When the US forces liberated the camp and rounded up the SS guards soldiers gave the prisoners handguns so that they could take there vengeance.

IMO the concentration camp in many ways was many levels darker than an extermination camp. Your fate was over in hours if you ended up in Auschwitz, however in Sachsenhausen the detail of daily torture was almost too much to bare, even for me and I consider myself someone of a strong mind.

Sachsenhausen collected over 100 tons in gold - through removed fillings

Larn yerself Henglish, boy.

[scooterscot]

You've already mentioned.

Seriously, what the hell did you expect from your visit to the site of a concentration camp?

I was accompanying a friend for support who did not want to go alone. Would not have gone there of my own accord.

When the US forces liberated the camp and rounded up the SS guards soldiers gave the prisoners handguns so that they could take there vengeance.

IMO the concentration camp in many ways was many levels darker than an extermination camp. Your fate was over in hours if you ended up in Auschwitz, however in Sachsenhausen the detail of daily torture was almost too much to bare, even for me and I consider myself someone of a strong mind.

Sachsenhausen collected over 100 tons in gold - through removed fillings

[Spacecadet]

Citation needed

really?

[shaunbhoy]

I'll tell you what, never again.

Well Sachsenhausen was an odd choice, it has to be said.

[SupremeSpod]

I'll tell you what, never again.

You've already mentioned.

Seriously, what the hell did you expect from your visit to the site of a concentration camp?

[NotAllThere]

Citation needed

I see. Only 2 5 and 8 on that list raised even a smile.

[scooterscot]

[NickFitz]

Citation needed

[NotAllThere]

So, how was Her Majesty's?

[scooterscot]

I'll tell you what, never again.