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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    There's no way anyone uses a tiny fraction of the lurid slang in that Urban Dictionary.

    People just sit there trying to think up the most outlandish and disgusting "fake" slang phrases, and then post them.

    (a bit like the Viz editorial team, chewing their pencils trying to dream up with new words for their Profanasaurus)
    Hot lunch was a well known expression, I thought. I will admit I am fairly childish when it comes to knowing these things.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by chef View Post

    urban dictionary

    MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminology
    There's no way anyone uses a tiny fraction of the lurid slang in that Urban Dictionary.

    People just sit there trying to think up the most outlandish and disgusting "fake" slang phrases, and then post them.

    (a bit like the Viz editorial team, chewing their pencils trying to dream up with new words for their Profanasaurus)

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Just tell the locals that they taste like chicken. They'll be gone before the end of Ramadan.
    There are rats, rats
    Rats as big as dogs
    In the bogs. In the bogs
    There are rats, rats
    Rats as big as dogs
    In the Quartermaster's bogs

    My eyes are dim I cannot see,
    I have not brought my specs with me
    I have ... not ... brought ... my specs ... with ... me
    Last edited by Sysman; 19 August 2010, 17:21.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    urban dictionary

    MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminology
    But it's better than having a warm beer with it...

    Hot lunch and warm beer

    ... in fact... scratch that... just

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  • DimPrawn
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    I feel very sorry indeed for the foul beast. Not only it is hated and despised by all of us but it has the misfortune of living in Ravenscliffe, Bradford. Does it get any worse than this???
    WHS. Poor little fecker.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Is MP's real name Mary Ploppings?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I just tried what your avatar said
    LOL actually doing it was first mistake... 2nd one is to come back and admit you did it

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Urgh Mary, I've gone right off you.

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    hot lunch.
    urban dictionary

    MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminology
    Last edited by chef; 19 August 2010, 16:15.

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  • d000hg
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    I bet she licks the spoon and puts it back.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


    (For the uninitiated, looky here and scroll down to "UPDATE", just above the comments.)
    Thanks Nick, that's a good description.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch.


    (For the uninitiated, looky here and scroll down to "UPDATE", just above the comments.)

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I just tried what your avatar said

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Just tell the locals that they taste like chicken. They'll be gone before the end of Ramadan.
    Apparently not as nice as squirrels.

    So do rats taste basically like squirrels, or what? | Answerbag

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch.

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