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Originally posted by chef View Post
People just sit there trying to think up the most outlandish and disgusting "fake" slang phrases, and then post them.
(a bit like the Viz editorial team, chewing their pencils trying to dream up with new words for their Profanasaurus)
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostJust tell the locals that they taste like chicken. They'll be gone before the end of Ramadan.
Rats as big as dogs
In the bogs. In the bogs
There are rats, rats
Rats as big as dogs
In the Quartermaster's bogs
My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me
I have ... not ... brought ... my specs ... with ... meLast edited by Sysman; 19 August 2010, 17:21.
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Originally posted by chef View Post
Hot lunch and warm beer
... in fact... scratch that... just
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI feel very sorry indeed for the foul beast. Not only it is hated and despised by all of us but it has the misfortune of living in Ravenscliffe, Bradford. Does it get any worse than this???
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI just tried what your avatar said
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Posthot lunch.
MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminologyLast edited by chef; 19 August 2010, 16:15.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch.
(For the uninitiated, looky here and scroll down to "UPDATE", just above the comments.)
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostJust tell the locals that they taste like chicken. They'll be gone before the end of Ramadan.
So do rats taste basically like squirrels, or what? | Answerbag
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI suspect lady in pic has been having some sort of hot lunch.
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