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Previously on "You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board"
I find that actually you are not impartial in my opinion which means you might have these issues.
Perhaps you should stop being a mod?
Is that how we vet people for mod status, whether SY01 believes them to be impartial?
Just as in real life, those in responsibility are real people. Piss them off at your peril... in fact that goes doubly for online forums where there is frequently no appeal and you have no basic rights.
I love TPD II thread, please ignore my original message that, in retrospect, was misguided and foolish.
I wish more people loved that thread - the world would be a much nicer place in this case.
Thank you all for listening.
OMG He's had a electroshock therapy to go with his previous prefrontal lobotomy*. They've turned him into a vegetable.
On second thoughts, plus ca change.
*better a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
[ICU. Day. Top-down view. While the surgical team watches, The doctor shocks AtW. No response. He orders a higher voltage and tries again. Still no response.]
DOCTOR: [vo] He was right about the irony. AtW's brain couldn't filter it out. That's what caused his heart to beat too fast for too long.
[In the Observation Deck, sasguru tearfully watches as the doctor tries again, but to no avail.] DOCTOR: [vo] It caused irreparable structural damage. A total sense of humour failure.
[Doctor looks up to sasguru, his expression saying it all.] DOCTOR: [vo] His heart was dead once it stopped in that ambulance.
SASGURU: [sadly] What about a new heart? Transplant? A new sense of humour?
DOCTOR: [quietly] All of his organs are damaged. He can't qualify. ["suityou01" closes his eyes and cries.] DOCTOR: There's nothing we can do. Nothing we could have done.
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