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MaryPoppins replied

29 June 2010, 15:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

kneel down
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Mich the Tester replied

29 June 2010, 15:43
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Yep, go and stand up for wimmins rights!

kneel down
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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2010, 15:42
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I know! I meant to comment on that. I was p1ssing myself at some of them. I might join that forum.

Yep, go and stand up for wimmins rights!
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MaryPoppins replied

29 June 2010, 15:40
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Some of the comments posted are rather erm... intense.

I know! I meant to comment on that. I was p1ssing myself at some of them. I might join that forum.
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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2010, 15:39
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I love Dan

Some of the comments posted are rather erm... intense.
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MaryPoppins replied

29 June 2010, 15:10
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

"If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan "

The man has his priorities right!

I love Dan
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Churchill replied

29 June 2010, 06:52
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter

"If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan "

The man has his priorities right!
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Sysman replied

28 June 2010, 17:10
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

So half of her went out at the group stage

That'll be the half whose passport she has

Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Tell her you are declaring war on her. She won't know whether to hit you or lay down.

There's potentially some good material here to wind her up with. Ta.
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MaryPoppins replied

28 June 2010, 12:30
" like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. "
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MaryPoppins replied

28 June 2010, 12:23
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter

Will read now, wondered whether it was your divorce letter and was intrigued
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Pondlife replied

28 June 2010, 09:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter
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MarillionFan replied

28 June 2010, 09:28
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I think he means he forced his wife to eat a gallon of macrobiotic Strawberry yogurt, hence the divorce!

You dodgy health freaks!
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MaryPoppins replied

28 June 2010, 08:49
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

* just found the "divorce letter" email and needed an excuse to use the phrase.
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darmstadt replied

28 June 2010, 08:37
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

<Marge Proops mode>
Am I doomed in this relationship?
</Marge Proops mode>

Watch out for them...soomeone I worked with some years back hooked up with one of these one evening and went back to her place. She said that she was a 'virgin' but there was a baby hidden behind a curtain and he caught crabs from her
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shaunbhoy replied

27 June 2010, 22:04
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

<Marge Proops mode>
Am I doomed in this relationship?
</Marge Proops mode>

Tell her you are declaring war on her. She won't know whether to hit you or lay down.

HTH
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