Oh that was cruel

[MaryPoppins]

" like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. "

[Sysman]

So half of her went out at the group stage

That'll be the half whose passport she has

Tell her you are declaring war on her. She won't know whether to hit you or lay down.

There's potentially some good material here to wind her up with. Ta.

[Churchill]

snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter

"If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan "

The man has his priorities right!

[MaryPoppins]

"If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan "

The man has his priorities right!

I love Dan

[SupremeSpod]

I love Dan

Some of the comments posted are rather erm... intense.

[MaryPoppins]

Some of the comments posted are rather erm... intense.

I know! I meant to comment on that. I was p1ssing myself at some of them. I might join that forum.

[SupremeSpod]

I know! I meant to comment on that. I was p1ssing myself at some of them. I might join that forum.

Yep, go and stand up for wimmins rights!

[Mich the Tester]

Yep, go and stand up for wimmins rights!

kneel down

[MaryPoppins]

kneel down