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    Oh that was cruel

    Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

    Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

    I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

    <Marge Proops mode>
    Am I doomed in this relationship?
    </Marge Proops mode>
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

    #2
    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

    Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

    I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

    <Marge Proops mode>
    Am I doomed in this relationship?
    </Marge Proops mode>
    Was she fit?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      WDoodabS

      Chuck her half a pint of throat yoghurt and you'll feel much better.*

      HTH













      * just found the "divorce letter" email and needed an excuse to use the phrase.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sysman View Post
        Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird
        So half of her went out at the group stage

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sysman View Post
          Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

          Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

          I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

          <Marge Proops mode>
          Am I doomed in this relationship?
          </Marge Proops mode>
          Tell her you are declaring war on her. She won't know whether to hit you or lay down.

          HTH
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Sysman View Post
            Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

            I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

            <Marge Proops mode>
            Am I doomed in this relationship?
            </Marge Proops mode>
            Watch out for them...soomeone I worked with some years back hooked up with one of these one evening and went back to her place. She said that she was a 'virgin' but there was a baby hidden behind a curtain and he caught crabs from her
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              * just found the "divorce letter" email and needed an excuse to use the phrase.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I think he means he forced his wife to eat a gallon of macrobiotic Strawberry yogurt, hence the divorce!

                You dodgy health freaks!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Will read now, wondered whether it was your divorce letter and was intrigued
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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