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NotAllThere replied

12 May 2010, 17:23
Twat off mf, before I twat you.
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MarillionFan replied

12 May 2010, 16:23
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Is being a twat provocation enough to be called a twat?

Don't be a twat Nat, you twat!
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mudskipper replied

12 May 2010, 16:16
As with most insults, those who are offended are those for whom the insult is most applicable.
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FiveTimes replied

12 May 2010, 15:48
Have I stumbled into the east end with everyone calling each other twats
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NotAllThere replied

12 May 2010, 15:44
Is being a twat provocation enough to be called a twat?
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cailin maith replied

12 May 2010, 15:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

As far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of twats.

Now hopefully that's all cleared up.

Move along twats nothing more to see here.

That's handy - you fit right in
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NotAllThere replied

12 May 2010, 15:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

Er.

Semitic types?

With false beards?

Arabs are also semitic. Supposedly descended from Shem, you see. Just like the Jews.
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MarillionFan replied

12 May 2010, 15:06
As far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of twats.

Now hopefully that's all cleared up.

Move along twats nothing more to see here.
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DaveB replied

12 May 2010, 14:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Only if you say "Jehova"!

<ducks and runs for cover>

That would make an excellent smilie.

john cleese type in a funny hat on one side, bunch of assorted arab types on the other who run towards the cleese figure and chuck a huge rock at him.
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cailin maith replied

12 May 2010, 14:18
Originally posted by original PM View Post

all mouth and no trousers?

I'm not THAT brave!!

Originally posted by zeitghost

In a tongue in cheek type of way?

Exactly!
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original PM replied

12 May 2010, 14:15
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

His bark is worse than his bite...

all mouth and no trousers?
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Churchill replied

12 May 2010, 14:10
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

His bark is worse than his bite...

Oh yeah?
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cailin maith replied

12 May 2010, 14:04
Originally posted by chef View Post

So am I right in thinking Gricer has got in a boo because Churchill called him a twat in the General forum

this forum is just too full of bedwetters, how do you cope in your business when you're screwed over by agents, shafted by other contractors onsite, hated by permie's and then investigated by HMRC? or is this your 1st few months of contracting?

FFS, grow up and get a pair, being called a twat is hardly serious verbal abuse..

His bark is worse than his bite...
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chef replied

12 May 2010, 14:03
So am I right in thinking Gricer has got in a boo because Churchill called him a twat in the General forum

this forum is just too full of bedwetters, how do you cope in your business when you're screwed over by agents, shafted by other contractors onsite, hated by permie's and then investigated by HMRC? or is this your 1st few months of contracting?

FFS, grow up and get a pair, being called a twat is hardly serious verbal abuse..
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Churchill replied

12 May 2010, 12:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

They got that tanker up to 36000 feet?

Stone me.

Only if you say "Jehova"!

<ducks and runs for cover>
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