Where are these bedwetter sockies flocking from ???
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Given the high twatage % of posters on here, calling anyone a twat in here is likely to be correct.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI don't think that twat Churchill should be allowed to call other posters twats.Comment
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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And you sound like a troll, gricerboy.Originally posted by gricerboy View PostHe sounds like a nasty working class ruffian like those boys from the council estate who used to steal my cap and call me greenfly when I was on my way to Cubs
Nice retort though...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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C'mon Lads let him through - you haven't been the same since CyberTory got himself banned..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Yep, pretty accurate too.Originally posted by cojak View PostAnd you sound like a troll, gricerboy.
Nice retort though...
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ftfy.Originally posted by zeitghostWorse things happen at sea.
Just ask those poor Somali pirates the Ruskies let go from 36000 feet.

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Only if you say "Jehova"!Originally posted by zeitghostThey got that tanker up to 36000 feet?
Stone me.
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So am I right in thinking Gricer has got in a boo because Churchill called him a twat in the General forum
this forum is just too full of bedwetters, how do you cope in your business when you're screwed over by agents, shafted by other contractors onsite, hated by permie's and then investigated by HMRC? or is this your 1st few months of contracting?
FFS, grow up and get a pair, being called a twat is hardly serious verbal abuse..The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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His bark is worse than his bite...Originally posted by chef View PostSo am I right in thinking Gricer has got in a boo because Churchill called him a twat in the General forum
this forum is just too full of bedwetters, how do you cope in your business when you're screwed over by agents, shafted by other contractors onsite, hated by permie's and then investigated by HMRC? or is this your 1st few months of contracting?
FFS, grow up and get a pair, being called a twat is hardly serious verbal abuse..Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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