Arias For Swinging Lovers....

[DaveB]

Self circumcision is for wimps... Real Men do Self Castration...

The only downside is that they are then no longer Real Men...

Nah, *Real Men* do Self Trepanation

[Phoenix]

Self circumcision is for wimps... Real Men do Self Castration...

The only downside is that they are then no longer Real Men...

Well I'm willing to bet that Muggers is not a real Man and was recently someone else who doesn't have anything to Castrate

[Phoenix]

Nope... right with ya!!

Please pity the neighbours of this highly educated
'E lucevan le stelle' playing ponce.
They are now contemplating Self Circumcision...

There's the link for ya!

[Muggers]

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how we went from 'E lucevan le stelle' to female circumcision?

Nope... right with ya!!

[Abdullah the Muller]

The connection is very clear , you have not seen some of our great masterpieces hanging in the great hall of liberation , works of art such as Mohameds "Confusion in the tampon store" , Jaffris "The happy sissor maker" or the great work of art by Kohami "The agony of the splits" .

You are all heathens and I am now going to send a plague of locus to infest your genitals.

Please do not wear tight underwear for the next day or so

[XLMonkey]

We are just showing we are a cut above the rest!

awful, just awful. that has to be a candidate for a bad taste award.

made me giggle though

[vetran]

Isn't it obvious?

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how we went from 'E lucevan le stelle' to female circumcision?

We are just showing we are a cut above the rest!

[Churchill]

On subject of circumcision, one always wonders what they do with all those foreskins. If I was in the Haifa KFC I would definitely avoid the oinion rings.

Stem cell research.

[xoggoth]

On subject of circumcision, one always wonders what they do with all those foreskins. If I was in the Haifa KFC I would definitely avoid the oinion rings.

[XLMonkey]

Its often said that us religious types are very unfair to our women , sewing up their vaginas for example.

Things are much better now they have a choice of 5 colours , funky purple is my favourite

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how we went from 'E lucevan le stelle' to female circumcision?

[Fungus]

Archive recordings of Hitler at the Nurenburg rallies do go awfully well with Wagner.

[mcquiggd]

A giant green alien lizard flying about in a helicopter...

I dont think you need Ride of the Valkyries to be terrifying.

[xoggoth]

Yeeeh McQ. Nothing like irritating the scum (Mr & Mrs Pikey Scum next door like country & western, yech!, mostly) with culture. Mind you, since the 1998 (?) World Cup "Nessun Dorma" has moved rather into the uncultured scum province.

Maybe something like Donizetti's "Una furtiva lagrima" OR even better, I find nowt says "I am a cultured intelligent person and YOU ARE THICK UNEDUCATED SCUM" to the scum-sucking theiving chavy pikey neighbours quite like anything from Wagner as long as it's not "Ride of the Valkyries"

[Abdullah the Muller]

Its often said that us religious types are very unfair to our women , sewing up their vaginas for example.

Things are much better now they have a choice of 5 colours , funky purple is my favourite

[mcquiggd]

... feeling rather cultural with my Chablis at 1.45am after a long week at work I have treated my neighbours to a few 'old time classics'

I think their favourite, judging by the sound of stomping feet, was 'E lucevan le stelle' (.... I do admit to setting 'Il Pagliacci' via Domingo on repeat for about an hour though).


Im saving Nessun Dorma for about 4am to see if they apreciate the irony .... Serves 'em right for playing 'and *EYYYYE* would walk 10,000 *MILES* just to *BEEEE* the *MAN NNN* who falls *DUWN* at YOUR DOO-OO-OOR' 50 times in a row....

Philistines